The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Caite-chan]

Oh dear lord he found me.

*Tries to wiggle away*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE SCARIES! *Very tight cuddling* I KEEP YOU SAAAAFE!

**Because that totally won't creep her out.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Totally not. Of course.

[Ganyu]

*locks Tazz in a Void pocket*

*spams antimatter beams on Sir Sivelos*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Ecrivain fails to do any harm as his attacks completely ignore Sivelos, now that he's banned from friendly fire. Same with locking Tazz in a void pocket.**

Ecrivain, keep that up and I'll tie you to me when I'm turned into a Pikachu so you share the fate. Being a phantom won't save you from that.

[Ganyu]

*Paradox sets in since I was never friendly from the start (and we know how crazy painful a Paradox is).*

*The idea of being a Pikachu is amusing and not threatening at all, actually I invite you to.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*You can't control a Paradox, Ecrivain. The only one capable of controlling a Paradox in REALITY is SUITS. Too bad.*

What is even going on

[Ganyu]

*Since when did I imply that I controlled it? It was the "friendly fire effect" that caused it due to two logical clashes which ignited a radical rift in the fabric of existence, which I obviously don't control*

*You get stabbed 4 more times*

[Caite-chan]

*Watches the horror take places as she eats her popcorn*

[Sir Sivelos]

*You're an ethereal phantom, you can't hold knives. Besides, even if you had an ethereal knife, it wouldn't hurt me. IT'S NOT SOLID!*