*Ecrivain's attempt to make a paradox out his supposed non-friendliness fails spectacuarly, because 'friendly fire' and actually being friendly are two different qualifiers. Ecrivain is on the side that wants existence intact, that's all that really matters here.*

*also, yes, I'm done reading the scripts!*

*Also, Ecrivain's dare is accepted. I turn him into a Pikachu. due to the nature of the Pika-Flu, form-changing is impossible in any manner.*

Tazz: Don't tempt him like that, tis bad for the metabolism.

Suits: Not helping you now!