The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

Limited vocabulary for limited minds.

*cracks open an egg of thunder onto Sivelos*

*BAAZZAAAMMMMM!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS is immune to thunder! It's his specialty, so he made sure nobody could use it against him.*

Yeah, man. Props for the hammy sound effect, though. You're channeling your inner-Tazz.

[Wander]

do we all have an inner-Tazz

[Ganyu]

You don't.

[Wander]

D:

i am disappoint .n.

[Sir Sivelos]

Not with that attitude.

[Ganyu]

*flying knives launch themselves at Wander*

[Wander]

those knives are EEEEEEEVIL

//summons a huge shield to block 'em

[Ganyu]

*the knives enter a ghost phase, slip through the shield, and continue flying to you*

[Sir Sivelos]

I wonder how all my peeps are doing… *SIVELOS takes out an OMNIPHONE, a phone capable of calling anybody in reality.* …Yeah. Good to hear from you again. …Oh, you got that done? Nice. …Nah, I haven't heard from him either. …Of course, but I'm kind of busy right now… Besides, don't you literally have all the time in the world? …What do you mean you're busy!? I… He hang up. That jerk. *SIVELOS puts the OMNIPHONE away.*