The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*T-H has gained +20 Intelligence Stat!*

*TNT Claps admirably for the RANDOM STAT LEVEL UP*

[The-Hydra]

TNT? That's a cool abbreviation. All I got is TH. How lame. I mean, It even sounds lame when ya say it.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I realized that was a COOL ABBREVIATION when I made that name. It added +2000 AWESOMENESS to my AWESOMENESS STAT.

[The-Hydra]

My awesomeness is 4. But my cumbersome stat is 56.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...You are either reading something wrong or your Awesomeness stat AND cumbersome stats are the single lowest stats...Period.

I WILL NATURALLY ASSUME THE FORMER.

[The-Hydra]

You fail to realize that My numbers were chosen randomly and I have no actual stats on anything whatsoever. HA!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Punches the 'HA!' It explodes.*

Hehehehehe.

[The-Hydra]

*Punches the punch*

*Everything explodes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...THAT REQUIRES AN AWESOMENESS STAT OF 40,000,000,000,000!!!

Clearly, you DID forget something about your stats! Just...13 zeros or so...

[The-Hydra]

Bah. Stats are a myth made by evil alien communist pirates.