The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

Hajime-senpai!*glomps*

Oh! Combat! I just remembered...remember this?*big blueish hammer appears in hand*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hajime-senpai!*glomps*

Oh! Combat! I just remembered...remember this?*big blueish hammer appears in hand*

*Dinging noise is heard in the background, unrelated to TNT's lightbulb.*

THY CLASS IS WARRIOR!!! I know, relatively generic and uninspired, but it is ONE OF THE THREE BASE CLASSES upon which ALL OTHER CLASSES ARE FOUNDED UPON!! After gaining EXP, you may spec into more...Complex classes, and eventually prestige out into something unique.

NOW, THIS IS FOR YOU, RIN KAGAMINE! MAY IT SERVE YOU LONG AND WELL! *Gives RK his prized MAGNUM OPUS, a special Rank 40 Hammercannon that, as the name suggests, is a hammer that doubles as a cannon-the absolutely massive bullet shoots out of the top of the hammerhead. It's power is unrivaled, and comes in an extra-portable frame that gives the wielder NO MOVEMENT PENALTIES, on top of EXTREME BOOSTS TO PULCHRITUDE due to the rarity of the object itself. As a Rank 40 item, all of RK's stats take a massive boosts that is typically unbefitting of any other character at level 1.*

*He also equips Rin with special IRON ARMOR, designed to be ultra-light and henceforth carrying NO MOVEMENT OR ENCUMBERMENT PENALTIES without REDUCED WEAK-POINT EXPOSURE or lack of DEFENSE.*

*He then adds a standard-warrior AX, and a standard-character KNIFE for emergencies.*

*Lastly, he gives RK THREE FULL RESTORES, perfect for healing all injuries and abnormalities short of unconsiousness, despite typical use suited to a Pokemon.*

YE ARE EQUIPPED! I DEEM THY RELATIVE SAFTEY!! Granted, I am assuming where you're going is some sort of Starter Zone. I MAY or MAY NOT go with you: The Rift itself is SOMEWHAT UNSTABLE, and may LETHALLY COLLAPSE and doom ALL OF EXISTENCE should I not contain my ridiculous powers.

...Does anyone else want to escort her to Len?

[Rin Kagamine]

*Dinging noise is heard in the background, unrelated to TNT's lightbulb.*

THY CLASS IS WARRIOR!!! I know, relatively generic and uninspired, but it is ONE OF THE THREE BASE CLASSES upon which ALL OTHER CLASSES ARE FOUNDED UPON!! After gaining EXP, you may spec into more...Complex classes, and eventually prestige out into something unique.

NOW, THIS IS FOR YOU, RIN KAGAMINE! MAY IT SERVE YOU LONG AND WELL! *Gives RK his prized MAGNUM OPUS, a special Rank 40 Hammercannon that, as the name suggests, is a hammer that doubles as a cannon-the absolutely massive bullet shoots out of the top of the hammerhead. It's power is unrivaled, and comes in an extra-portable frame that gives the wielder NO MOVEMENT PENALTIES, on top of EXTREME BOOSTS TO PULCHRITUDE due to the rarity of the object itself. As a Rank 40 item, all of RK's stats take a massive boosts that is typically unbefitting of any other character at level 1.*

*He also equips Rin with special IRON ARMOR, designed to be ultra-light and henceforth carrying NO MOVEMENT OR ENCUMBERMENT PENALTIES without REDUCED WEAK-POINT EXPOSURE or lack of DEFENSE.*

*He then adds a standard-warrior AX, and a standard-character KNIFE for emergencies.*

*Lastly, he gives RK THREE FULL RESTORES, perfect for healing all injuries and abnormalities short of unconsiousness, despite typical use suited to a Pokemon.*

YE ARE EQUIPPED! I DEEM THY RELATIVE SAFTEY!! Granted, I am assuming where you're going is some sort of Starter Zone. I MAY or MAY NOT go with you: The Rift itself is SOMEWHAT UNSTABLE, and may LETHALLY COLLAPSE and doom ALL OF EXISTENCE should I not contain my ridiculous powers.

...Does anyone else want to escort her to Len?

@_@

Is this Dungeons and Dragons?/shot

Nya...nyaaaa~