Good luck!

...OK THEN. *Turns to Hydra* YOU!! You must help me locate the Deus-Ex Sewing Machina, which will help me repair the holes in time-space so this doesn't have to repeat itself. Just steal it from a chap named Godhead Pickle Inspector. He's kind of a 4-armed guy blooming out of a flower...From both sides of said flower...Holding a flower in one hand and a knife in the other...Really big...Can't miss him! He won't react, either! He can only fondly regard things.

I'll try to 'nerf' myself, so to speak, while you go do that.