Quote Originally Posted by The Nonexistent Tazz View Post
WELL DUH I'M NOT HUMAN. I'M NONEXISTENT, SO I CAN'T BE HUMAN!

Silly.

...OK, there are technically five of the nonexistent me, but none are any of the above anyways...Though, one IS an exploding demon penguin.
If you don't exist, you couldn't be writing this, which means I couldn't be replying to this and-

*the thread suddenly begins to get torn apart by a paradox*

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!