The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

Mmmm-hmmm
Got it
NOW
TO FEAST UPON
THIS DELICIOUS POT ROAST
Which is for some reason better than eating a cat roast

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AGREE!! THE DEVOURING OF CATS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA, RK, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS!! OTHERWISE, THE WORLD WILL DESCEND INTO SOMETHING WORSE THAN THE WORST PARTS OF ANARCHY AND TYRANNY COMBINED!!

IT MUST BE AVERTED!!

...OK, it wasn't RK's silence, but THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S STILL CORRECT!!

[Rin Kagamine]

*ears perk up* Huh? Did I hear something?*glances at tablet, covers nose and turns it off*

[The-Hydra]

Hee hee
That pot roast
WAS A CAT ROAST!
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T TELL
SINCE THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE BROWN LUMPS OF MEAT
BUAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Rin Kagamine]

*still covering nose* Huh? Roast? Meat?*pulls off cat-fitted headphones*

[The-Hydra]

Nothing. Go back to your Edison slate.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rin Kagamine]

...?*puts headphones back on, still covering nose*

[The-Hydra]

Who wants to break the cat wish bone? I mean, Uh...Pigs are deeeelish!

[Rin Kagamine]

*throws scissors at Hydra shiriken style, letting go of nose* I can read lips, baka.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AND I CAN SWAP DISHES!! THE CAT ROAST...WAS A LIE!!!

That was only pot roast! PROTECT CATKIND!!