The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

I say we take a bath!

*Just feels like making spongebob references today*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WE'LL TAKE A BATH...IN THE BLOOOOOOOD OF WHATEVER'S CAUSING THIS ABSOLUTELY CATASTROPHIC CASTASTROPHE TO OCCUR!!

QUICKLY!! POSE AS A TEAM...BECAUSE S**T JUST GOT REAL!!!

*Strikes epic pose with the Dimensional Needle strapped to his back.*

[The-Hydra]

*Strikes one last unbelievably fantastic pose*

*Explodes*

(Also feels like making Earthbpund references)

[Sonic20]

*hops out of nowhere and makes epic pose in midair*

*smaug comes out of a dimension portal 5 seconds later and eats me*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Gets Smaug to spit out S2*

...Now, I have terrible news: I CANNOT GO THROUGH WITH YOU!! The source of the problem is apparently in the Dimensional rift...Which makes it relatively tricky to pinpoint the source of the problem, as there are naturally a lot of dimenisonal holes in the Dimensional rift. However, more to my original point, apparently my bracers aren't enough yet. I'll have to find a way to get everything in order, or my ability to go with you two is ABSOLUTELY ZERO!! I don't have the time to do that now, though, so...*Gives S2 the Dimensional Needle*...Use that to wreck whatever dimensional anomaly there is in the ARP area. It'll be a ways off. I'll keep track of your progress from here, savvy?

Oh, yes. I do not know if it is a unintentional-but-natural occurrence or if something caused it directly, but all feisable sources of dimensional error are accounted for...*Glares at Israphel, chained to the Dartboard, and Ra, hooked up like a living battery*...So.

ARE YOU TWO READY TO GO F*** A MULTIDIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE?!?!

[Sonic20]

*Gets Smaug to spit out S2*

...Now, I have terrible news: I CANNOT GO THROUGH WITH YOU!! The source of the problem is apparently in the Dimensional rift...Which makes it relatively tricky to pinpoint the source of the problem, as there are naturally a lot of dimenisonal holes in the Dimensional rift. However, more to my original point, apparently my bracers aren't enough yet. I'll have to find a way to get everything in order, or my ability to go with you two is ABSOLUTELY ZERO!! I don't have the time to do that now, though, so...*Gives S2 the Dimensional Needle*...Use that to wreck whatever dimensional anomaly there is in the ARP area. It'll be a ways off. I'll keep track of your progress from here, savvy?

Oh, yes. I do not know if it is a unintentional-but-natural occurrence or if something caused it directly, but all feisable sources of dimensional error are accounted for...*Glares at Israphel, chained to the Dartboard, and Ra, hooked up like a living battery*...So.

ARE YOU TWO READY TO GO F*** A MULTIDIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE?!?!

Yessir!

Though it does make you wonder who's behind this... *hops into hole*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HOPEFULLY IT ISN'T SOME KIND OF ARC VILLAIN THAT WON'T TAKE APPROXIMATELY 500 PAGES OF INTER-THREAD BANTER TO THWART.

Because that's just crazy. *Brick'd*

[Wander]

i was doing homework

and this is what i missed

dayum /dies

[Sonic20]

*meanwhile*



Oh, that's bad. Real bad.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU'RE LATE!! YOU MISSED THE EPIC POSE!!

*TNT Uses LV. 9999 EXPOSITIONTECH: EXPOSITING LIKE A BOSS*

Ok, there's a multidimensional collapse that's threatening to happen in the ARP thread, which is very bad...S2 has gotten the only tool that can fix it, a giant needle to repair the fabric of space-time...And you're following him. Savvy?

ARE YOU READY?!?!