The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

I'M SORRY I MISSED THE EPIC POSE I WAS DOING HOMEWORK AND IT WAS A LOT AND-

oh multidimensional collapse you say

I'M IN /throws self into the hole where Sonic went into

[Sonic20]

*swims through the internet towards source* Okay, let's consider what could be in here...

[Wander]

how does one swim through the interwebz- you know what never mind

and I can't swim soooo /clings onto Sonic's leg and holds on for dear life;;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Telepathically through the dimensional communication device*

<OK, warning in advance...Not all the freaky purple holes you see are unnatural at all. In fact, that's the typical form of a dimensional hole...So don't fret about it. The real issue is whether or not it's unstable. In fact, sewing up the stables ones could lead to far more problems than keeping the unstable ones freed...As there is a supreme lack of difference between stable and unstable holes, I'll tell you which is which. SO DON'T STITCH UP ANY HOLES UNLESS I TELL YOU TO, OK?! They're a symptom, NOT the disease, fixing them will only buy us time, and barely any time while we're at it! Savvy?!?>

[Caite-chan]

There's goes Tazz talking his head off again. xD

[Sonic20]

"Actually, this one looks rather like it's not actually a hole, but there's something inside."

"As if it's a portal."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

<FACEPALM SOUND EFFECT! DIMENSIONAL HOLES AND DIMENSIONAL PORTALS ARE THE SAME THING!>

<This is why I'm mission control! OK, it's because my power would make the Rift go boom, but that's not my point here, my point here is that portals and holes are one and the same!>

<As for where it leads...Well, there's only one other dimensional hole in that space, and you went through the ARP zone, so take a wild guess!>

...Oh, Catie! Randomly curious, do you want to suplex bad guys and be heralded as a multidimensional hero? I have just the thing for you to do if that's what you want to do!

[Sonic20]

"A wild guess, huh? Dunno. I can't pick up anything at all inside. It's like it's hollow."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Repetetively smashes his face into the nearby wall.*

<...I sent you through the ARP dimensional hole, which leads to the ARP dimensional rift. The dimensional hole to that location should be the ONLY hole there, for miles and miles!! It typically takes all of a step, though the instability of the dimensions has spaced the holes out...And don't worry, I assure you, it will take you there...Due to instability reasons, though, I'm not sure where IN the rift you'll wind up, savvy?>

<Get in there, it's bad to linger in that...Place...Like you are.>

[Sonic20]

"Eh. How's the Internet harmful? Whatever, I'm heading towards it."

*goes over*

"Wait, am I going faster or-"

*static*