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Machokarp used splash!

*volcanos erupt and building is severally damaged*

Nothing happened!

What will you do?!
> Fight > Players
> Items > Flee

*goes into fight*

> Pez Shot > Spindash
> Sonic Wind > Not quite sure what this one is.

*uses not quite sure what this one is*

*pez Uzi turns into Pez rocket assault rifle*

*fires rapid massive Pez bullets at machokarp*

It was super effective!
*MACHOKARP TOOK 1 DAMAGE PER HIT! It looks like MACHOKARP possesses some anti-sugar in his body, allowing him to reduce his DIABETES meter! You'll need to shoot his mouth again to do damage! Thank goodness he can't regenerate his HP, or something stupid like that.*

MACHOKARP: HAH! YOU OVERESTIMATE YOUR WEAPON!! NOW, FEAR THE BLINDING POWER...OF TESTOSTERONE!!!

*MACHOKARP uses TESTOSTERONE BLAST! MACHOKARP emits a manly pose as light comes from behind his back, bathing the arena in a manly light as the sheer power of his MAXED OUT TESTOSTERONE STAT burns your SOUL!*