The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(You know, Pe2k Had it's 11th WAR RP based around a Sonic/Pokemon crossover...It was a better idea on paper than it was in practice for various reasons, though. Just saying it because the whole Shadow/Gardevoir trick reminded me of it.)

*Scyez goes Mega and joins the Bullet Punch Barraging*

Scyez: *To Legend* OhheycuteguywannagetmarriedandhavebabiesIWANTBABIE SANDYOURECUTE!!!

*Oblivion and Baron Snooze Join in with Dragon and Shadow Claw, respectively*

*Pandora readies Snatch*

*Lunus sets up Light Screen and Reflect on allied team*

*Darkrai attempts Dark Void on Revenankh*

*TNT shoots powerful lasers from the overcharged Ra eye, whist the TWILIGHT THORN SCARF APPENDAGES aren't doing anything because they aren't in range yet*

[Sonic20]

Legend: *makes best attempt at focusing on revenankh right now*

<Tch. *uses something similar to an explosive wave, knocking others back, then fires a barrage of focus blasts at nil, legend, and scyez*>

<You are troublesome. *boosts, getting auto-revive status and morale*>

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Scyez is totally unaffected by the latter attack...For some reason that's best left unanswered. Might relate to how she's the ultimate falback TNT had in mind, or something.*

Scyez: YAAAAAAAAAY, he's a wuss! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *Resumes Bullet Punching*

*Oblivion and Baron Snooze resume clawing at Revenankh*

*Lunus used toxic on Revenankh*

*Pandora snatches the boost, stealing Revenankh's Auto-Revive and Morale!*

*Darkrai's Dark Void attempts have failed, so he just goes and uses Spatial Rend on Revenankh. Due to heavy spatial distortions, Spatial Rend's power gains 100x damage multiplier!*

*Tazz approaches Revenankh fast and hard, latching on and hacking away with the Galaxy Edge! His Twilight Thorn Scarf joins in on the rampage, dealing substantial damage with each stab! His Wither effect would have nulled the buffs and provided HP theft in TNT's favor, but Pandora already snatched the former*

YOU ANNOY ME TOO, YOU F***ING MUMMY!!

[The-Hydra]

This is an RP now? Darn. I wanted to talk about toasters some more. And maybe pseudo-legendaries. Oh well.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WE CAN STILL DO INTER-BATTLE BANTER, MATE!! AND I LIKE TOSTERS TOO!!!!

AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR PSEUDO'S ALL YOU WANT, IF YOU SIC ALL OF THEM ON THIS ABSOLUTE F***ING BA****D!! *Continues slashing away at Reverankh*

*Lunus used Hypnosis on Reverankh!*

[The-Hydra]

Okay. *Calls out all 7 pseudo legends* yaaaaay!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THEY LOOK GLORIOUS, ESPECIALLY THE HYDREGION. NOW PLEASE...MURDER THIS SON OF A B**CH!!! *Continues slashing*

[The-Hydra]

*Dragonite uses Hurricane*
*Tyranitar uses Stone edge*
*Salamence uses Outrage*
*Metagross uses Meteor mash*
*Garchomp uses Earthquake*
*Hydreigon uses Dark pulse*
*Aaaaand Goodra just uses rest*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Continues crazy assault on Revenankh*

...SO, ABOUT TOASTERS?! WHAT WERE YOU GOING ON ABOUT TOASTERS?!

[Wander]

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT TOASTERS

Shockwave (Genesect): Toasters seem illogical. *uses Techno Blast*
Rumble (Breloom): I dunno, toasters sound pretty cool! Right, boss? *uses Dynamic Punch*
Soundwave (Noivern): *is mute- wait no, he's not mute, he just has this vow of silence and so he doesn't talk at all* *uses Boomburst*
Laserbeak (Skarmory): Caw! *uses Sky Attack*
Dufoo or however you spell his name (Shiny Omastar): TOASTERSSSSSS *uses Hyper Beam*
Megatron (Kyurem-B): I'm not going to ask anymore. *uses Freeze Shock*