*TNT uses LV. 99 EPIC SPEECH to make sure RK and the rest are riled up*

THIS IS IT!!!! WE CAN NO LONGER FAIL!! THIS SON OF A BA****D THINKS HE CAN JUST BLOW UP THE INTERNET AND ALL OF EXISTENCE AND NONEXISTENCE FOR S***TS AND GIGGLES, AM I RIGHT!? NO I AM NOT!! AND NEITHER IS HE!! HE'S SO BADLY FAILING THE GAME, I WOULD SAY HE'S ALREADY LOST, BUT THAT WOULD BE INCORRECT, AS HE COULDN'T EVEN PLAY IT TO BEGIN WITH! WE'RE JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL!!

WE'RE BRINGING THE NEWS HE'S ALREADY DEAD TO HIS DOORSTEP, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE!! WE'RE BRINGING THE PAIN TO HIS DOORSTEP, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE AS WE THROW IT AT HIM!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE HUMILIATION TO HIS FACE, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE BEING COVERED IN OUR SPIT!!!! AND WE ARE TAKING THE WIN, IN THE FORM OF THE NEWSPAPER OF ABSOLUTE JUSTICE ALSO BOUNCING OFF OF HIS FACE AND ONTO HIS MOUSE BUTTON,MAKING HIS AZTECS BECOME SUSCEPTIBLE TO OUR NATURAL WONDER-BOOSTED SPAIN!!!!!

WE ARE UNFAILING!! WE BEAT THE BOSSES, WE KICKED HIS ARMY'S A** WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE CAN'T EVEN WIN WITH THE CORRUPTION, ONLY HALF OF IT WAS THERE TO BEGIN WITH!! TRUST ME ON THAT LAST ONE ITS TRUE!!

NOW, LET'S GO KICK HIS BLOODY A** SO HARD, HE GROWS A SECOND ONE JUST FOR US TO KICK IT EVEN HARDER!!!

*All of TNT's allies recieve a major boost to all stats and the Morale effect! Reverankh is now depressed, and takes a major hit to all stats*