The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ra...Remember the Truffle Shuffle?

*Ra whimpers pathetically and shuts up*

Scyez: OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, I CAN I CAN I CAN! *Shouting from the pool of Corruption, which has done nothing to Scyez despite being in it for several minutes now, doing her best duck impersionation.*

SCYEZ, NO UBER OP STUFF!! I said that already. And it's not THAT kind of holding!

Scyez: Aww...*Goes back to duck impersonation in the Corruption pool*

...WE SHALL NOT FOCUS UPON SCYEZ.

And yhea, I can take him for 10 hours. 10 minutes will be easy-peasy. Might be able to kill him if I'm lucky...If.

If your trick is supposed to be an OHK and fails, I'll rip him a new one with the you-know-what. Failing THAT, THEN Scyez comes into the picture...Got it?

[Sonic20]

Oh, believe me, this won't fail. All I need is one more thing-

An opening, preferably near the eye.

*runs back, and tries to find a way to escape dimension, then finally disappears*

<What? Fleeing? Tch. Coward.>

*revenankh lifts one arm up and charges a massive focus blast*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hrm, it seems you're a slow one...

*TNT uses LV 99 TOXIC!!*

*TNT shoots a glob of creepy black goo at Reverankh.*

*Reverankh suddenly stops charging the Focus Blast and reels in the pain of the immense toxic fluid suddenly coursing through his body. Reverankh is Toxisoned! mastered a new PUKETECH: LV. 45 PUKERY! Reverankh takes minor damage. This round.*

[Sonic20]

*meanwhile, in dimension D*

Dimentio: *eating popcorn, watching*

This quite possibly could be entertaining.

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Err... Ugh, where is it... Oh, there we go. *grabs box*

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Sonic: Ewwww.

<*uses cleanse, removing toxison* That all you got? *uses double team, and two more of him appear around, and spin around so fast your eyes would melt if you could see that fast to confuse, then they all charge a shadow sneak*>

[Ganyu]

*glares*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT Auto-parries with a jump, using high IGNORANCE stat to ignore Ecrivain's glare*

THAT ALL YOU GOT?! *TNT uses LV. 99 AERIAL ACE: KING OF THE BLUE SKIES*

*TNT starts moving so fast seeing where he's going is nigh-impossible! He attacks all the Revenankhs at once, then discovers the real one and attacks that furiously*

*COMBO! TNT uses LV. 99 BULLETECH: JUST ENOUGH DAKKA*

*A lucky group of orcs take a picture with tears streaming down their faces as TNT launches enough projectiles at Revenank, ranging from lasers to bullets to Wither Skeletons to death bananas to Cthulhu (or whatever his name was) cloning machines, that it somehow has reached JUST enough Dakka, which the orcs thought was impossible. The projectiles home in on Revenankh!*

*SAVAGE UPBRIND! 100X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*TNT DID 4,537,289,437,943,897,348,953,495,489,400 DAMAGE TO REVENANKH!! THAT WAS SERIOUSLY OVERKILL!! REVENANKH'S FIRST HEALTH BAR (of 5) is completely gone and can no longer be healed!*

Wait a second...this guy has FIVE health bars?!?!?!

Revenankh: <...Well, duh, I'm a boss...>

THE EXTRA DAMAGE DOESN'T EVEN SPILL OVER?!

Revenankh: <...Did you really think I'd LET you people win? Besides, if the damage spilled over there wouldn't be any point in having five health bars except to look fancy.>

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A-actually, Nevermind. I've seen worse. In fact, I'VE KILLED WORSE!! WAAAAAAY WORSE!! COME AT ME BRO!!!

[Sonic20]

<You know, it doesn't take me much to figure out you're afraid of me. You stuttered when you said worse. So now then... let's spice things up, shall we?

*he creates a massive ball of dark energy and throws it at the ceiling*

<You have an hour to beat me. If you try to escape, this will allow the corruption to spread farther.>

Nil: Tch. Doing all this just for revenge?

<Indeed... I... am.>

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Stuttering isn't new, twit.

And...You haven't met...DMK. That's what they said on DMK.

*Depsite it being literally impossible, eerie lightning flashes in the background.*

...Anyways...Yep.

*TNT uses a super-strength pause-grenade! Time is paused for 30 seconds!*

*TNT takes the opportunity to craft Revenankh's former bandages (which give off hideously powerful stat bonuses with no drawbacks) into the Twilight Thorn Scarf. End result? Daylight Thorn Scarf, now with even more ridiculous stats, and now with 'hands' for grabbing even more stuff with.*

*Pause Grenade wears off*

YOU AIN'T WORTH THE TIME OF THE DUST FROM THE FOOT OF A THREE-TOED HOBO!!!

*TNT uses 10,000,000,000,000,000 SWORD STRIKE!!*

*Pulling out his trusty RANDOM SWORD with one of the 4 Daylight Thorns, TNT performs an incredibly powerful bullet hell...With swords that somehow replicate. TNT does not get this either.*

*ALL ATTACKS LAND!*

*725413 CRITICAL HITS!*

*52534 BRUTAL AFFRONTS!*

*6451 SAVAGE UPBRINDS!*

*TNT did %#$@!&?*%#@* DAMAGE TO REVENANKH! REVENANKH'S SECOND (OF 5) HEALTH BARS IS DESTROYED AND CANNOT BE HEALED BACK!!*

*REVENANKH IS SEVERELY BLOODIED!*

IF THIS ISN'T YOUR BEST, YOU BETTER BRING IT SOON, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T MY BEST EITHER!!

[Rin Kagamine]

Wait...so what's going on...here?*ears twitch nervously*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MURDER REVVY OR LEN DIES!!!!

<Revenankh: Revvy?>

I GIVE NO S**T TO YOUR NAME!! YOUR NAME IS NOW REV!!!

<Rev: Tsk, crazy luna-hey, wait, what the f-...How did you do->

ARGLE FARGLE ATEHPAGDSIOHAE!!!

Rev: (...If I fail in destroying existence and I somehow survive, my first order of business is to get my name legally changed back to Revenankh...How did he do that?!)

*TNT uses NYTROGLYCERINE KICK on Rev!*

*TNT's legs are doused in Nytroglycerin (which is ten times as potent as nitroglycerin), and his burning passion ignites them as he slams into Rev*