The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

*thinking about that damage number. Grabs Mony and does it again*

Mony: STOP THIS MADNESS! I AM NOT YOUR LIGHTER!

But I'm scared of lighters!

Mony: Grr...!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rev dodges the bomb*

<Rev: You irritate me.>

*Rev uses LV. 99 RECOVERY: FULL RESTORE, B**CHES!*

*Rev restores his 3rd HP BAR to full!*

GAAAAAAAAH! F***ING FULL HEALS!! *Resumes Ax-based assault*

[Rin Kagamine]

*gets so infuriated, face turns solid red. Starts biting one of the soap bars that was in the bag*

Mony: AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T DO THIS! CALM DOWN!

*starts tearing up*

Mony: REV YOU B******! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO PLAY BY THE RULES!*starts blasting fire at Rev*

*is now eating an orange.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MR. TOURGE'S APPROVAL has not been revoked! IT'S EFFECTS NOW ACTIVATE, GIVING RK THE STATS OF HER GEAR BONUSES WITHOUT REMOVING THE GEAR BONUSES STATS OR ALTERING HER LEVEL!*

*IT ALSO GIVES RK THE EXPLOSIVE BLOWS PROPERTY! RK'S AWESOMENESS STAT SURGES TO 40,000,000,000,000!!*

*TNT and Rev simultaniously* What the f***?!

<Rev:...It does not matter how strong she gets, she's still nowhere near to being able to defeat me.>

TNT: ER-hem!!

[Rin Kagamine]

*is still trying to calm down on eating an orange*

Mony: *still fighing Rev*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT uses a Tranquility Dart on RK! RK heals herself of all mental wing-wong and gets six calm mind boosts!*

*TNT continues Ax-attacks on Rev*

[Rin Kagamine]

*finishes orange because YUM, ORANGEZZZZZZ!* *picks up sword and joins the fight again*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT gets impatiant with all the whittling of HP, and decides to go directly for another whole HP bar.*

*TNT uses GALAXY EDGE SLAM!*

*TNT takes the Galaxy Edge Ax and throws it upward. It can be clearly seen to be growing to massive proportions before it goes out of sight.*

*TNT punches Rev with rapid fisticuffs while the Ax comes back down*

[Rin Kagamine]

Skills...I wish I had skills like those...*holds sword over Mony's tail for a bit, then swings sword at Rev releasing a fireball*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Galaxy edge falls back down, now the size of it's namesake.*

*CRITICAL HIT!! 2X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*TOTAL DAMAGE: @#$%&#@@%$*@?!?!@%@&?!%!#%$%*

*Rev's 3rd HP BAR (of 5) is now gone, and unable to be healed again!*