The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...They physically take the form of a girl who looks like she's from an anime, said victim cannot take any damage or age, and they get an appetite for brains. Typically an insatiable appetite. They also get unhinged quite a bit if they were originally male.

[Rin Kagamine]

Mony: *points to her* But she already looks like someone from an anime. =/

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Avatar doesn't count. Unless you're not referring to that.

In which case, run. Species is not an obstacle, and all she has to do is draw blood.

[Rin Kagamine]

Mony: =/

Mony: I'm not talking about Avatars. It isn't the ARP.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Moves a considerable distance away*

So, how long has she looked like that?

[Rin Kagamine]

Mony: Uh...since the day she joined this forum...? I mean...nevermind...

*wakes up* HIHIHIHIHIIIII!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Well...

Uh.

The only cure is body copying. It's actually quite the benefit, as it's kind of like a hive-mind, and the Anime Girl is an invincible meat-shield.

*Backs up further*

...Uhh, let me check to see if I have any Body Copy scrolls...I'll be right back...*Flees to the storage room for his LOOT*

[Rin Kagamine]

:'(

Nyaaaaan? Why did he leave? Eh, whatever...*repairing sword*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Finds about 10,000,000 scrolls of Body-Copy almost immediately*

...Dang, I stocked up!

*Rushes back with a scroll of Body-Copy, gives it to Mony* OK, this'll give her two bodies, but don't worry, nothing bad's going to happen to her because of that! I mean, look, I have five bodies now! Probably going to need six if I can't change back...Anyways, just read the incantations, it'll only work if you say it right, and won't do anything until then. It's the only way to fix the plague...Assuming she isn't...Nah, the chance is pretty much zero.

Now go fix things. I'm not getting infected a third time!*

[Rin Kagamine]

Huh? Mony left...

*singing obnoxiously again*

A B C D E F G...H...I*switches sword* JK (haha!)L M N O P!*throws sword, and it hits a tree* Q R ESSSSSS...