The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Stop hitting yourself! You're literally the same person! Limbs!

*Continues Crafting*

...Did I mention I must be one of the worlds must unlucky Nuzlockers, ever?

[Rin Kagamine]

Stop hitting yourself! You're literally the same person! Limbs!

*Continues Crafting*

...Did I mention I must be one of the worlds must unlucky Nuzlockers, ever?

R2: I wasn't hitting myself!*slaps herself*
R1: That hurt you idiot!
R2: Oh, and Nuzlockes are challenging, so don't feel bad...*bites thumb*
R1: STOP IT!
R2: *giggles* Nya, I don't think so.*pinches ear*
R1: THAT'S IT!*punches R2 in the stomach, then coughs and holds stomach in pain*
R2: D'X YOU'RE SO MEAN!

*start fighting each other*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Forcefully separates the two with psychic powers*

OK, you're Tsundere, or you have...Whatever the term is for having split personalities! Either way, stay away from each other!!

And I literally got KO'd the very first Pokemon I found. I didn't even have PokeBalls. Just, Critical Quick Attack for the KO IMMEDIATELY!!

*Continues Crafting*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: What a let down...
R1: *glaring at R2* Why do you even exsist?
R2: Silly, I exist because I'm you!
R1: I seriously have a hard time believing I'm childish like you.
R2: *hugging a stuffed Axew* I'm not childish!
R1: *mocking R2* "I'm not childish!"*pinches right hand*
R2: Ow! Stop!
R1: Fine...
R2: )':

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You're acting like a child, RK! Granted, you're twelve, so in comparison to me, that really doesn't seem out of place...

:P MY HORRIBLE NUZLOCKE LUCK!!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR NUZLOCKE! I DON'T CARE! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!*runs away*
R2: What's with me? Oh well...I'm sure I'll be fine.
HAHA, my pronoun use is weird...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

It's hard to use those kinds of pronouns, but you will adjust. Eventually. Hopefully...

*Continues crafting*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: So...if the other me dies...I die too, right? *playing with scissors, joyfully chanting "snip snip"*

[Wander]

...Did I mention I must be one of the worlds must unlucky Nuzlockers, ever?

Oh nooo. That title actually goes to OhJay. Who is not around anymore. But his nuzlocke livestreams were always fun, even if he murdered all of his Pokémon by accident. ;w;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Uhh...Hrm. Didn't think of that before. Typically the only people who use Body-Copy scrolls have Anime Girl Plague, so one of them is invincible and can't die...So I don't think so.

On the other hand, until the day the other dies, reportedly, the surviving self will feel eternal torment until the grave. I wouldn't do it.

EDIT: Hajime, I literally lost to the very first Pokemon I saw. Did OhJay ever do that?!