NODON'TDO-*The scroll explodes!*

*The entire area is covered in soot. Jirachi-Tazz takes absolutely no damage, presumably due to his hideously Uber-OP-ness. The RK's take 35,547,586,092,758,972,589 DAMAGE! SEVERE!!*

...Next time you don't want to read a scroll, please, just close it and give it back!! You're lucky that wasn't a higher-end scroll, that would have probably been like a nuke!!

...I guess you're not very interested in a Class Change?