The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: -_- *rips up scroll and throws it away*
R2: *still on the ground*
R1: -_- *peels an orange and begins eating it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NODON'TDO-*The scroll explodes!*

*The entire area is covered in soot. Jirachi-Tazz takes absolutely no damage, presumably due to his hideously Uber-OP-ness. The RK's take 35,547,586,092,758,972,589 DAMAGE! SEVERE!!*

...Next time you don't want to read a scroll, please, just close it and give it back!! You're lucky that wasn't a higher-end scroll, that would have probably been like a nuke!!

...I guess you're not very interested in a Class Change?

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: *cough* *cough*
R2: Oh no! Are you okay?!*runs over to R1*
R1: Does it LOOK like I'm okay!? It's a good thing I was wearing this, I guess...*pulls off what appears to be a sweatshirt, but throws it and it hits the ground, shattering*
R2: :'( *hugs R1*
R1: *rolls eyes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

This looks like it'll go somewhere...But where?*Talking to himself about the Crafting*...If I use the Calixious and have that absorb the Yvestal, the Calixious will jump in rank to Ultra-Rare...But if I have the Yvestal absorb the Calixious, I can get a Ydalb and some rare Xio Shards...With a low chance of a Legendary Yvetal's Wrath too...*Checks his own gear*...The Calixious would have more stats, but the Mirror Mail wins with Intrinsic Magic reflection...If I merge Ydalb with the Random Sword and the Xio shards though...Yhea, Ydalb it is.

*Yvestal absorbs Calixious!*

*The Crafting Table glows a bright light, blinding all present, followed by an Agelic choir, and a sword that roughly looks like a Y when pointed downards is hovering above the table. It's red, black, and pulsing*

...ooooooooooooooooooohh...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! ! YVETAL'S WRATH!!! HOLY SOOT!!!

*Grabs onto the Yvetal's Wrath, which is much larger than him due to still being a Shiny Jirachi, and puts it down on the Crafting bench, grabbing a RANDOM SWORD from his bag, and looks at it*

...Hrm, low chance? Ugh...Hrmmm...Oh, why not, I have the key to get more. *Fuses the two*

*The YVETAL'S WRATH BLADE now carries the RANDOM property!*

...My luck with crafting is clearly insane.

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: That's...I'm not even going to ask about his crazy crafting...What are you doing!?
R2: Uh...*looks down at the sword in hands*
R1: You wouldn't...DARE.
R2: I'M GOING TO!*throws the sword at TNT's crafting table* It's junk.
R1: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? WE COULD HAVE SOLD IT FOR A LOT!*shaking R2* Never do that again!
R2: But it was junk.*pulls out a slingshot and launches a small rock at R1*

R1&R2: ...OW OW OW OW!*holding foreheads in pain*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Gives the Sword back to RK1, which hasn't been destroyed because Tazz wasn't using it to craft at that moment, as Tazz was getting more items from his bag*...Yeesh...You have to learn to stop hitting yourself when you get annoyed!

*Continues crafting*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: But I'm not hitting myself, I'm hitting myself!
R1: *facepalm* *puts the sword in bag*
R2: *glomps R1*
R1: WHADOYOUWANTFROMME!?
R2: I don't know...*throws the sword back* We don't need that. Just use it if ya want.
R1: I've wanted to do this for a very long time...*tackles R2 and pins her to the ground*
R2: What are you doing!?
R1: *slaps R2 continuously, laughing*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Separates the 2 RK's with telekinesis again*

I cannot believe you are somehow capable of annoying yourself to such a point where you're attacking your opposite number. It also seems to be the only person you CAN annoy is yourself! And...Yhea, I'm going with a subtle case of split-personality syndrome as being the only reason why this is happening.

You, you go to a therapist, stop talking to yourself, and stop fighting with yourself! You should be a happy hive mind with complete control over what both the selves do, but clearly you've lost something along the way! If the therapist doesn't work...OK, I have ideas if the therapist doesn't work. But GET GOING!! *uses telekinesis shoves the two RK's out of the building*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: I DON'T NEED THERAPY! THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL REVENGE!
R2: Stop it!
R1:*chasing R2*
R2: Haha! It's like a game of tag!*jumps onto R1, causing her to fall over*

Weee! Victory! We need no therapy, because I'm dead!
R1: This is EXACTLY why I hate you...YOU ARE SO ANNOYING AND STUPID! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
R2: I can't....sorry.
R1: ...gah...there goes my one chance...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Not sure of what just happened, but he assumes both RK's are alive*

YOU NEED THERAPY UNTIL YOU START SWEATING IT! Do I have to drag you there?!?!