The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: If I'm going to "craft", I don't need it.
R2: CRAFTING CRAFTING CRAAAAAFTING. WE ALL LOVE CRAFTING! CRAAAAAFTI-
R1: *covers R2's mouth*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A Scroll of Body-Copy has been used by TNT! TNT has successfully split himself into Jirachi-Tazz and regular vanilla TNT!*

*Returns upstairs* TNT: OK...Finally, that Jirachi bit is done for. I have my old body back. In a way of speaking, anyways.

Jirachi-Tazz: You two still bickering?

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: I wonder what'd happen if another one of those scrolls was used on us.
R1: i don't want to think of the possible outcomes of that at the moment.
R2: =/ Alright...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Depends on how strong the Scroll is, and how many people it's used on at once. The most common scrolls provide two selves per target. An Uncommon scroll, 4 selves per target. A rare scroll, 6 selves per target. Super rare, 8 per target. Mega rare, 10. Hyper rare, 12. Ultra-rare, 14. And Legendary, 16.

In other words, the rarer, the more. Which is typically better. typically. I'd not dare to use a common on you two at this rate...

...Five bucks says one of you goes down to my stash of Body-Copy scrolls one day and uses every last one of them on yourselves to become a literal army of RKs that could successfully zerg-rush anything if it wasn't for your constant bickering with yourself.

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: *hides behind R1* That sounds scary and weird...
R1: You okay?
R2: Are you okay?
R1: Meh.
R2: You've answered your own question :)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ok...Whatever. Got stuff to do, so-

*A RANDOM RUFFAIN rushes in! He heads straight for the basement!*

OI, GET BACK HERE YOU ROTTEN-*Rushes downstairs after the RANDOM RUFFAIN!*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: Yikes! Wh-what's happening?
R1: I don't know...I really don't...
R2: Oh...okay...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RANDOM RUFFAIN rushes upstairs with a load of Body-Copy scrolls in his arms, most of which are Legendary. An ULTRA-FAST Uncommon body-copy scroll is atop the pile, though.*

*TNT follows hot on his heels* GET BACK HERE YOU!!

*RANDOM RUFFAIN makes for the door, but is stopped by the Elder Spear of Etna-Tazz! The scrolls scatter! The RANDOM RUFFAIN makes for the ULTRA-FAST Uncommon Body-Copy Scroll, and starts to use it on himself!*

*TNT quickly switches the direction of the Body-Copy Scroll just in time! Unfortunately, it now points at the RKs, and NOW it's too late to stop the Scroll!*

*Magical Runes surround RK 1 and RK 2 as they both vibrate ultra-fast in three directions!*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: I HAVE ALWAYS HATED YOU TAZZ!!!!
R2: I'M DYING!!!!AHHHH!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Notices*...D**MIT!!

RR: HAH! YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME?!

TNT: Yhea...You really don't have a s**ting chance, you bloke.

RR: Hahaha! very funny! but...Now, adventurers, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!

*THE RANDOM RUFFAIN(S) CHALLENGE TNT AND COMPANY!*

*Etna-Tazz takes initiative! She uses rapid stab! SAVAGE UPBRIND ON ALL TARGETS!! ONE-TURN KILL!!*

*The RANDOM RUFFAINS spill LOOT out of their necks, for a lack of head.*

*The RK's are all alive...but now there are EIGHT RKS! Two targets X uncommon scroll=8 selves. And, like before, everything the other selves sense is also sensed by RK...Who probably is rapidly losing any sense of being tied to just one body at this rate. Probably. Hopefully.*

...D**M THIS S**T!! TWO WAS BAD ENOUGH!! I hope the Hive Mind whatever actually worked this time...

...I might be able to fix this crazy s**t, though, but I'm rather uneasy to.

*Prinny-Tazz rushes in and picks up the Body-Copy Scrolls, though drops a Legendary-rarity one as it heads downstairs, dropping near the RKs*