Because, if I came out, Image would be on my a** with everything he could feasibly muster against me. the ba****ds that are Dark Writs all got a PULCHRITUDE stat the size of Jupiter and they KNOW how to use it. No matter which 'self' I took.

...OK, so there's the Self based off of Sita of Sword Girls, who is the Stone Wall to my Glass Cannon and acts as the Green Bro to my Red Bro...*Sita-Tazz Nods in a corner of the room, polishing a powerful-looking katana*...The self based off of Etna is twice the defensive and offensive strength of Sita-me but doesn't have all the fancy Bro powers or any copied gear...*Etna-Tazz waves a hand from outside*...The self based off of Flonne is a Magical and Ranged Savant, but can't do close-quarters...*Flonne-Tazz peaks through a window*...The self based off of a Prinny is defesnively weaker but offesnively equal...*Prinny-Tazz is seen outside hacking down more trees*...There's Jirachi-Me, which came from that f***ing bracelet and seems to be omnipotent...*Jirachi Tazz is sleeping*...And then there's the one based off of the Vocaloid Rin Kagamine, not the user...Deceptively Strong and Sturdy, but definitely faster than either. *Rin-Tazz is admiring artwork on the wall, and gives a small wave*...And there's me. Better not forget any of this...*Writes it down on a very long list*