The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: *sees the Hajimes* Oh no...
R2: *laughing like crazy*
R1: *slaps R2, then rubs cheek*
R2: Meanie! That hurt!
R1: It did. Now shut up.

[Wander]

H1: oh yeah INNY-KUN JOINED ;w;
H2: *playing around with Pilot off in the distance*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: *poking H1* Hey Haji-san. Hey Haji-san. Hey Haji-san. Hey Haji-san. Hajime-san. Hajime-san...
R1: *facepalm*

[Wander]

H1: YES WHAT DO YOU WANT
H2: Wheeeee~ *pretends to be an airplane and flies by*

[Rin Kagamine]

R2: Am I obnoxious?
R1: Yes!
R2: I WASN'T ASKING WHAT I THOUGHT!
R1: -_-
R2: Hawhaw! You face funny!
R1: *slams head into a tree over and over*
R2: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OWWWWW!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Jirachi-Tazz: Dimentio died to a combination of the world's greatest Mindf**k and a whole lot of fireballs. In a state of dimensional warp where Dimentio's stats were 273 fold. Apparently Dimentio is haunting S2 until Freedom, the 2nd Dark Writ and his killer, kicks the bucket...Which, until we figure out HOW he came back, and if he can just keep doing that...Is not going to ever happen.

Now then...OK, this Ultra-Full Restore looks nice...Slightly expensive for the recipe, though...Oh? .1% Chance of SALUBRITY FRANKINCENSE?!

...Meh, worth it, .1% Chance or no. *Crafts items*

*The Crafting Table glows a brilliant white light, blinding everyone present! An Angelic choir follows!*

WHAT THE F***!?!?!?!?

*SALUBRITY FRANKINCENSE hovers above The Crafting Table, one of the rarest items in the history of itemkind, granting it's user the opportunity to survive absolutely fatal damage! Just like SPUNK MYRRH! However, as you can't have two supplies of SPUNK MYRRH (or PEP GOLD, for that matter), this is the only way to survive TWO fatal blows in the same fight!! EXPENDING IT EARLY shall double your stats! EXPENDING IT AND SPUNK MYRRH EARLY will QUINTUPLE your stats! In addition, each time either are EXENDED in any manner, you gain new resistances as long as they are expended!*

*The SALUBRITY FRANKINCENSE is absorbed by the creator, Jirachi-Tazz!*

...OH MY GOSH THAT JUST HAPPENED OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: O_O
R2: o3o
R1: What...just happened?
R2: Nya? I don't know...
R1: Meh...I'm REAAAALLY hungry.
R2: Same...very very very...very hungry...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Jirachi-Tazz wishes in a whole load of food!*

[Rin Kagamine]

*Jirachi-Tazz wishes in a whole load of food!*

R1: Wait just a minute here...
R2: Jirachis can only grant one wish every
R1: Thousand years, right?
R2: *searching Pokédex database*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Apparently the Jirachi form is omnipotent, possibly omniscient, and does not have any limits-best shown then the scroll exploded and he didn't even take a point of damage. Kind of like how Scyez can just ignore Gravity or the Void. Also, the PokeDex says THREE wishes.*

*Krillin runs through the portal, whooping*

*Jirachi-Tazz panicks and smashes his fist into Krillin! Krillin is atomized!*

*KRILLIN OWNED COUNT: 251*