...AH, SCREW IT!!

*Jirachi-Tazz crafts whist the ?-marked item appears with it's .009% chance*

*A BRILLIANT, BLINDING LIGHT APPEARS ON THE CRAFTING TABLE! SUCH IS IT'S BRILLIANCE THAT THE CRAFTING TABLE DISINTEGRATES!*

*AN ANGELIC CHOIR OF THE HIGHEST BEAUTY CUES ITS MAGNIFICENT 10000 VOICES AS ONE, AS THE LIGHT SLIGHTLY FADES TO REVEAL THE ARTIFACT CREATED! IT IS...*

*Dramatic Pause*

...OK, SO WHAT IS-

*...(a thankfully smaller version of) THE CAIRO OVERCOAT!!*

*The Angelic choir abruptly stops at the news*

**The Narrator's assistant would like to tell you that the Narrator fumbled for a bit after reading that aloud, confused highly at such an artifact's creation, even if it is only a smaller copy of the original CAIRO OVERCOAT and not THE FIRST CAIRO OVERCOAT.**

*The Narrator hits his assisstant with a Crobar! 42,213,135 DAMAGE! OHKO!*

*...He lied...Now then...It is definitely the CAIRO OVERCOAT, or a shrunken version thereof (which you could wear as an absolutely bada** Longcoat). It's mostly green, like the original, with flashing bars of various other colors, like the original.*

*STATS: OFF THE CHARTS. You need MUCH bigger charts in the future. Also, grants immunity to any damage or effect grouped under the BALANCE ENERGIES (Time, Space, Antimatter, Voidial), as long as you don't want to be harmed by it anyways. RANK: Secret Legendary. The kind of Legend that nobody talks about because it's been long forgotten and whoever hasn't forgotten is scared s**tless by it.*

*Tazz's jaw has completely dropped*