(I GM the Dark Writs in case they show up. I wasn't kidding when I said this could take 500 pages or so.)

Four, counting me, yes...*Takes the Radar*...*Checks what the Radar is supposed to be looking for*...Hrmmm...*Finds no labels*...So, what's this supposed to be looking for? I'll humor you either way.

*RT pauses the fight*

*The others jump to defensive positions, weapons ready*

...Oh. What do you think of the Cairo Overcoat I got? *Shows off Cairo Overcoat TNT is wearing. It's mostly green, but the area around the cuffs and the buttons is flashing other colors in a way that would not cause seizures* It's pretty cool, huh?