The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*SAVAGE UPBRAID!!! 100X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*FANTOME ECRIVAIN HAS SLAIN THE MEGA NOBODY DRAGON WITH !%$ )!&%%!^%&)%@)*!%$%@^!#$@^@%@#%&&!#@$% DAMAGE!! It EXPLODES in a L000000000T$PL0$I0N!!*

*FE GAINS 1.25EXP MULTIPLIER for landing the KILLING BLOW, as well as L00T PRI0RITY!!*

*The MEGA NOBODY DRAGON drops the Legendary Water Sitar Arpeggio, the Legendary Light Tome Book of Retribution, 20 NOBODY DRAGON TALONS, 20 NOBODY DRAGON TEETH, 40000 NOBODY DRAGON SCALES, and 2 Super Rare XIII blades!*

*You are teleported back to an unknown location, a deserted island above the sea where you may safely teleport back to the base...Or new coordinates TNT has left you via wireless inter-dimensional communicators. Your pile of loot is still there.*

[Sonic20]

Oh, that was convent. Good thing I didn't have to use my forum weapon.

Dimentio's Ghost: Dare I ask what?

GET OUT.avi

Dimentio's Ghost: Oh my.

Now then, were out of that subspace crowd. Thank god, we might have had to fight two more of those dragons.

Dimentio's Ghost: Oh, the heat is still on us I believe.

*turns normal form and picking out certain loot*

Heat?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*FE HAS TIMED OUT OF LOOT CHOICE! A random set of items will be given to him.*

*FE has been given the Book of Retribution, 10 NOBODY DRAGON TALONS, 10 NOBODY DRAGON TEETH, 20000 NOBODY DRAGON SCALES, and 1 XIII Blade!*

*DG is a nonliving entity that is akin to a Familiar to S2, so he doesn't get to use c**p.*

*S2 gets the rest, including the Arpeggio. If you were a Bard, you'd be laughing your a** off at the luck you've gotten. I'd consider it as the next class up, as currently you do not have even a slight proficiency, so wielding it is next-to-impossible right now!*

*DG may just be feeling very hot, as it is midday with no shade. However, the worst there are around are some low-level SHARKS...If in high quantity. The nobodies stuck in subspace are, well, stuck in subspace, unless they possess SPATIAL energy powers, which you have not witnessed. You are free to teleport to any location you can. It would be wise to rejoin TNT and company. You've been grinding for long enough, you are around TNT's level and are no longer can be considered a burden in any fashion, power-wise anyways.*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: Not what I was refering to.

Then what were you-

*uses dimentio's sensing*

OH COME ON. WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Dimentio's Ghost: It appears to be songbird of bioshock infinite, sir.

Isn't it dead?

Dimentio's Ghost: I'm pretty sure the story is already too confused with itself for that to make sense.

Oh my god, let's just move to avoid any more encounters.

Dimentio's Ghost: Also, it appears as if something has modified it.

Modified? How so?

Dimentio's Ghost: Not like the original. Different. Weird thought patterns, to say the least.

We're not private detectives. Now get us out of here, dimentio.

Dimentio's Ghost: *opens portal* Very well.

[Ganyu]

Oh wow, I was lucky. My water magic hasn't been exercised for at least 68 millennium. Anyways, love the random loot. *fades back into the shadows*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Dimentio's Portal takes you to...Uhh, where did you want to go? There were two obvious choices (The base and the coordinates TNT gave you), but I'm not assuming anything.*

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*RK hasn't responded, so TNT heads for the Tommy Gun room with the group in tow*

*Within the Tommy Gun room is...Another warehouse-like area. However, it is mercifully much smaller and easier to navigate. Common and boring weapons litter the shelves of your current location, and you can see Ultra-Rares towards the back of the warehouse, a small ways away. The weapons take less space to store, so there is more open space, and You can easily see all the guards-about 20 or so-but they are more capable of spotting you in turn. Best be doubly cautious, as the guards can take some very powerful weapons from the racks should they feel threatened, which they inevitably will, as not even you guys are that good. None of you have a stealth-based class, after all.*

...Ultra-rares at the back end...Maybe even Legendary rare...Might be worth it to take out these clowns and steal that lovely l00t. Hehehe...

[Rin Kagamine]

Tazzy, I. HAVE. A. LIFE.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I acknowledge your possession of a life.

[Bulbasaur]

Hello Tazz! How are you doing?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Without being noticed by any hostiles, TNT starts slamming Bulbasaur with a really big stick!*