The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Baka. *hits Tazz on the head with a Cubic Hammer*
R2: *crunch* *crunch* Yum. *throws sucker stick at Tazz*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You thankfully do the prior actions without being noticed*

Ah! ...Please don't do that right now. I'll be ready to suffer for your enjoyment later.

*TNT suddenly remembers he DID have stealth classes in his brief dabbling of the thief tree! Idiot.*

...You guys just stay here, I'll be right back...

*Crouches down, ready to murder some pants off*

*Drops pause grenade*

*TNT kills all 20 guards under the influence of the pause grenade's 10 second timer. That's fast work.*

...That's done! Take your time looting whatever!

*There is a WHOLE lot of Ultra-rare items on the rack at the back of the room, as well as a few Legendary rares, but you'd better focus on the slightly more common loot before you dig into the BIG prizes! Naturally, all of it is weaponary.*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: Er....no thanks...I'm good...
R2: *unwraps another sucker* :P
R1: If we aren't going to do anything, I don't see why we need to be here...
R2: I
R1: It's as if I think of us as separate beings now...I want to be normal again :'|
R2: *licks sucker*
R1: *facepalm* SUCK ON IT!
R2: That sounds wrong.
R1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!? *takes it*
R2: Meanie...
R1: Shut your mouth.

[Sonic20]

*Dimentio's portal takes us into the holy secret fortress*

Oh come on dimentio, is there a reason we need to be here?

Dimentio's Ghost: It does contain a legendary arm part.

Oh, you're talking about-

Dimentio's Ghost: Indeed. And, the insanely difficult guards will provide XP.

Class up? I can finally upgrade my basic classes.

Dimentio's Ghost: Mhm.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

We're inspecting this place because, you know...IT'S UNDER YOUR HOUSE!! I would be ever so slightly concerned about things that happen to be under your HOUSE!!! Not to mention the links to the so-called god of crime...MK...Like, seriously. If I found a spooky ruin under my house with a portal to an alternate dimension, D**M I would be curious about it.

*Just takes all of the loot, every last piece, so when he goes back to base he can give it to everyone.*

Now...To just go back...

*The party exits the weapons room, and are now back in the main hall. Unfortunately, all the windows seal shut as an alarm goes off. You're trapped.*

...WHAT THE F**K?! D**MIT, WE TRIGGERED AN ALARM!! GET READY!!

*Battle stance!*

[Rin Kagamine]

R1: -_-
R2: eh...ah...uh...
R1: -_-' Whatever...*looks at Cubic Hammer* Why do I have this? Of all weapons...seriously...
R2: I really do miss being a single person...
R1: SHUT UP. FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME IS BOB.
Bob: D:

THEN YOU'RE...YOU SHALL BE...uh...*looks at hammer*...

MAX!
Max: *facepalm* That was all you could think of?
Bob: May I ask the same thing?

[Sonic20]

*five minutes of guard slaughtering fun later*

Ah! *breaks golden chest and gets megabyte arm and equips*

*Sonic20 has gained one of the legendary abilities! Megabyte Punch!*

Dimentio's Ghost: Now we better go find the others.

[Suicune's Fire]

I have no idea what you're talking about yaaaaaay! 8D

[Rin Kagamine]

I have no idea what you're talking about yaaaaaay! 8D

Max: Thank you. That's my life in a nutshell.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Being part of the party, you're very forcefully teleported to where TNT and co are by unknown forces. Alarms are blazing, and the only feisbale exists-windows-are closed and shut off. The ground rumbles.*

TNT: oooooooooooooooooh f**k.

*A massive motherf***er of a man comes down the stairs directly ahead of you. His sheer level of physical size is somehow eminatting. A Divine light also pulses from his entity, the divine light of UNLIMITED VIM and CRIMINAL MASTERY. The rumbling you felt was his feet coming into contact with the ground. Oh my.*

*The entity is MOBSTER KINGPIN, reborn somehow. This concerns you.*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFF-

MK: Hehehe...Stealing from my personal stock, eh? Couldn't blame 'ya for the choice-these low-class thugs are hardly worth s**t, but I'm not letting you at THOSE nice, precious little gems. BOYS!!

*About 10000000 guards charge at you, cramming themselves into the NARROW HALLWAY to get at you.*

MK: Something tells me you'll survive this lot, but eh! If you don't live, proves you weren't even s**t enough to bother with personally. BOYS, PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES!!

*THE THUGS CHALLENGE THE PXR PARTY!!*

OK, apart from the fact MK had somehow escaped the realm of death...THUUUUUUGS!! WE MUST BE KILLING THOSE THUGS NOW!!