The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*YOUR ACTION IS IMPOSSIBLE!! MOBSTER KINGPIN is NOT IN SIGHT RANGE!*

...*The PxR party has gone up a flight of stairs into a room. It's kind of like an office, complete with a desk. A Dollhouse and jacuuzi, minaturized, inexplicably are on a small drawer to your lefts. There is a safe behind the desk. MOBSTER KINGPIN stands in front of it, in the center of the room, with 4 HIRED MUSCLEs at his flanks.*

MK: Didn't take long, I suppose? Of course it didn't. Thugs were low-class, see? But I already told 'ya that.

MK: You've got a host now, in the God of Crime himself. I got...Promoted, so to speak. Took a climb on the criminal ladder.

TNT: What the f**k?!

MK: But that aside...You're thorns in my side. I'll crush you good.

*MOBSTER KINGPIN CHALLENGES THE PXR PARTY!!*

*MK does pre-emptive action! He activates the SMT3 COMBAT SYSTEM.*

*You and MK are given 5 action points! The super-effectiveness or ineffectiveness of your attacks shall determine how far those 5 points will go for you, as when they are expended, you must end turn!*

TNT: OK...This is easy! MK has a few weaknesses, but we have to exploit those. S2 gets an extra action point of his own...But don't do anything stupid with them! Any basic action costs 1 action point if super or ineffective type matchups don't screw with it...But really, we all know MK's weaknesses, right? I've already said what his weakness was a few pages ago!

[Sonic20]

*YOUR ACTION IS IMPOSSIBLE!! MOBSTER KINGPIN is NOT IN SIGHT RANGE!*

...*The PxR party has gone up a flight of stairs into a room. It's kind of like an office, complete with a desk. A Dollhouse and jacuuzi, minaturized, inexplicably are on a small drawer to your lefts. There is a safe behind the desk. MOBSTER KINGPIN stands in front of it, in the center of the room, with 4 HIRED MUSCLEs at his flanks.*

MK: Didn't take long, I suppose? Of course it didn't. Thugs were low-class, see? But I already told 'ya that.

MK: You've got a host now, in the God of Crime himself. I got...Promoted, so to speak. Took a climb on the criminal ladder.

TNT: What the f**k?!

MK: But that aside...You're thorns in my side. I'll crush you good.

*MOBSTER KINGPIN CHALLENGES THE PXR PARTY!!*

*MK does pre-emptive action! He activates the SMT3 COMBAT SYSTEM.*

*You and MK are given 5 action points! The super-effectiveness or ineffectiveness of your attacks shall determine how far those 5 points will go for you, as when they are expended, you must end turn!*

TNT: OK...This is easy! MK has a few weaknesses, but we have to exploit those. S2 gets an extra action point of his own...But don't do anything stupid with them! Any basic action costs 1 action point if super or ineffective type matchups don't screw with it...But really, we all know MK's weaknesses, right? I've already said what his weakness was a few pages ago!

See if you can spot what I'm looking at.

Just like a game of I-Spy!

Only I'm feeling smug.