*RK has lucked the f**k out. The attack scores a direct hit, with 0% pellet miss. Apparently it's buckshot rather than scatter-shot.*

*MK takes 15,897,473,158,971,589,758,971,458,091 DAMAGE!! MINOR BLOW!!*

*The Candy Dragon wraps up this action with a candy-oriented assault to the mouth via CANDYBREATH!*

*MK takes 1,987,154,079,987,019,874,453,453 DAMAGE!! BARELY ANYTHING!! MK's DIABETES meter is up by 1/16th!*

*MK expends his next turn recharging after using such an extraordinary attack. Unfortunately for you, 2 HIRED MUSCLE appear to refresh his ranks of minions. They don't do anything yet, thankfully.*

*YOUR TURN. 5 ACTION POINTS REMAINING.*