The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Wander]

H1: Wait what's happening o3o

H2: IS THERE CANDY INVOLVED

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RK1's action is impossible! She is immune to puking! Remember that wish JT gave her? Yhea, still in play.*

*RT sighs. Dimentio would be destroyed if he dies once, and he's already at half HP. whist S2 can respawn freely. He shouldn't be talking.*

...*Uses High imagination stat to use CANDYMAN'S ARMORY LV. 99: WILLY WONKA'S SUPER-SWEET HOME SECURITY. ALL ALLIED FORCES GAIN CANDY EQUIPS! Except Dimentio, who's dead and can't equip until he gets his body back.*

*Max/RK1 gains the TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN/HAMMER!*

*S2 gains the PEZ UZI! AGAIN! Though now it has a PEZ BRASS KNUCKLE mode.*

*the NOBODY DRAGON gains the STARBURST BREATH MODIFIERS/FANGS! This one is a 2-in-1 rather than a transforming weapon, because that would be too complicated.*

*RT gains the CANDY CANE BLUNDERBASS/BATTLEAXE! How a 12-year old, 4-foot tall girl wields such massive weapons is beyond you, especially since her agility-related stats out-do her physique-related ones.*

*FE gains the TWIZZLER LASERGUN/WHIP! There isn't a book/Magic staff weapon so this will have to do.*

*You auto-pose as a team because S**T JUST GOT REAL!*

*MK is FURIOUS at the use of the posing style of your former adversaries! His EMOTIONS meter jumps, weakening his stats a good deal and making him vulnerable! Thank goodness, you don't have to waste a f***ing turn on shooting sugar into his mouth so you can shoot it through his body. Not like you have an extra 5 points from his recharge period.*

RT: That was convenient.

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TNT: *After S2 had suddenly vanished*

...OK, I have weapons for everyone! Take 'yer pick, MK isn't getting these back!

*TNT distributes the LOOT CACHE for all present...Which is mostly himself. However, the other RK, RK2/Bob, is still there. Alive.*

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*Both HI's wake up alone in the base! Odd. You're absolutely alone. Everyone else is in other locations you have no clue about as of right now. You could teleport to their locations with that fancy device thingy on the floor, Though.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Max: I can't think of any other way to say this other than...

WTF, TAZZ!?

*making annoyed and confused gestures with candy weapon*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Pointing at ENRAGED MOBSTER KINGPIN*

RT: SHOOT HIM WITH THE FREAKING SHOTGUN! JUST F***ING SHOOT!!

[Rin Kagamine]

*Pointing at ENRAGED MOBSTER KINGPIN*

RT: SHOOT HIM WITH THE FREAKING SHOTGUN! JUST F***ING SHOOT!!

Max: Alright, alright...
Long-range...flip...my accuracy is low...*aims at MK, and shoots, closing eyes in fear* ...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RK has lucked the f**k out. The attack scores a direct hit, with 0% pellet miss. Apparently it's buckshot rather than scatter-shot.*

*MK takes 15,897,473,158,971,589,758,971,458,091 DAMAGE!! MINOR BLOW!!*

*The Candy Dragon wraps up this action with a candy-oriented assault to the mouth via CANDYBREATH!*

*MK takes 1,987,154,079,987,019,874,453,453 DAMAGE!! BARELY ANYTHING!! MK's DIABETES meter is up by 1/16th!*

*MK expends his next turn recharging after using such an extraordinary attack. Unfortunately for you, 2 HIRED MUSCLE appear to refresh his ranks of minions. They don't do anything yet, thankfully.*

*YOUR TURN. 5 ACTION POINTS REMAINING.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Max: I...don't know what to do now....d***, I'm hopeless...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(To solve a plot hole: No, DG's attack didn't take up the 4 action points, because you can only act once per turn. Summoning S2 worked, so you lost an action point in attempting it.)

*Rin-Tazz acts first*

*Rin-Tazz uses SIREN'S SONG LV. 99: A VOICE SO GOOD IT'S KIND OF ILLEGAL!*

*Rin-Tazz sings! And D**m, Rin-Tazz can sing! It's the single most beautiful sounding thing you've ever heard! You'd expect it from a self who's anime-esque body is based off of the Vocaloid Rin Kagamire, but you didn't expect THIS good! It's almost hypnotizing, though thankfully it isn't. That would be bad for you. All the other teammates gain morale, and a large boost of stats. RK is no longer in any state of depressed thought, and has the lowest possible EMOTIONS gauge.*

*Unfortunately to MK, the HIRED MUSCLE do find the song utterly hypnotizing. As in, they lose all sense of free will, and join the party! They lack the weapons to actually harm you, but who cares? They cannot act this round, though. Sad.*

*DG, FE, ND, RK1 and S2 have yet to make moves. RT, HM1 and HM2 are currently unselectable.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Max/R1: *in a state of panic. Swings hammer around, not aware of who or what is being hit*

[Sonic20]

*pulls the multi-bottle rocket out of nowhere and fills it with the candy I now have*

HERE COMES THE AIR-PLANE!

*sets fire to the end of it, causing it to launch right into the mouth of MK*