**The Narrator uses LV. 1 EXPOSITION POWERS.**

*No, you idiot. He was tired last action and was unable to act because of it. Like Hyper Beam. It is not an actual status condition, and MOBSTER KINGPIN is currently in a completely normal state, aside from his risen EMOTIONS and DIABETES bars.*

*Oh, and by the way, you blew it again, moron. My LV. 1 EXPOSITION POWERS have counted as your action, and have costed 1 action point from your total, leaving you with one. I would advise you to facepalm from your stupidity, but that would waste another action point and you would accomplish nothing, leaving 2/5ths of your round a waste.. The SMT3 Action System is merciless. Next round, try to...You know...Do something more productive. After all...If you're defeated like this, you die for real. No respawns. No instant-revival powers. No nothing. You'd ought to be more careful with your actions in the future. Moron.*

**END LV. 1 EXPOSITION POWERS.**

*In light of your second wasted action, the ND decides to do something more productive, and launches a Jaw-breaker bomb at MK. It's low IMAGINATION stat doesn't stop it from working. It lands in MK's mouth!*

*MK's DIABETE'S METER is now 1/8th full! Also, MK has taken 2,497,254,709 DAMAGE from the blast, which, natch, isn't much. Again, LOW IMAGINATION.*

*MK is now ready to attack! He's angry now. He unleashes his dual-strike attack on his former HIRED MUSCLES, HIT THE MATTRESSES. Two mattresses appear and hover above the sausages he calls fingers, spinning rapidly. His PULCHRITUDE stat surges as a wave of said PULCHRITUDE connects to the HIRED MUSCLES for a SUPEREFFECTIVE BLOW! They take half their HP in damage, but now join MK's side, though they lack the capacity to add to the Action Point pool or anything. MK combos into his MAT-TRES-HA-ME-HA attack, and the two mattresses now merge into one larger mattress, which turns into a pool of PURE PULCHRITUDE, which he fires at DG!*

*The attack brings him to 1 HP! It technically consumed 1 action point, but there were less action points than 1, so it just consumed the rest. DG is in critical condition, and SHOULD consider doling out a defensive barrier against MK (those rocks would NOT have worked against THAT monster of an attack) or finding a way to heal an incredible amount of HP in a turn whist keeping somewhat protected from the mighty offensive of MK! Otherwise, you're going to get killed off for real. Nothing can save you then.*

*Perhaps a COMB RAVE is in order? You DO have the required IMPETUS COMBS for LV. 2 through LV. 8 COMB RAVEs, after all, though it is a bad idea to expend them all on JUST one foe! You might want to think it over. Keep in mind, DG's SUCKLE RECEPTACLE has been destroyed, so he can't use it. Which might be a good thing, considering how many actions he's wasted. JOCOSE HONEY is hard to come by!*