(Rev took a while, OK? This is going to take a bit too. :P MK really was a Final Boss, after all, and he's a f***ing GOD!)

*COUNTER-OBJECTION!*

*Candy is not actually his weakness. In fact, he only has...How do I put it...A Lack of invulnerabilities. Or, rather, invulnerability: Without a recently-raised DIABETES or EMOTIONS meter, he's immune to everything EXCEPT the power of PURE PULCHRITUDE. A physical weapon that pulses PURE PULCHRITUDE doesn't come in a common variety, or even a uncommon or merely rare variety. Indeed, the weapons that have the PULCHRITUDE ENERGY are in such lack of quality that you are dead certain only a part of an army could wield it. On that note, MK had his face towards Clover as you shot him, away from the army. You hadn't a shot to get him with the DIABETES-based attack. On a double-note, his ridiculously high PULCHRITUDE from HIT THE MATTRESSES would have rendered...Oh, 90% of the intended damage meaningless, assuming you had his DIABETES METER raised. Look, just be thankful you got rid of his minions (who have done an astonishing lack of actions), gotten an EXTRA ACTION POINT, and all that jazz.*

*For the record, you ARE facing a former Final Boss. It'll probably take as long as Rev did, as long as you're not talking final forms here. He's unlikely to don it in front of you, thankfully, that would just take too long for all of us. On that note, there is a way to get his absurd defensive stats down: inflate his DIABETES and EMOTIONS meter to ridiculous levels. Both make him more likely to take damage the higher they go, and EMOTIONS also lowers all of his stats. In other words: Just stuff his mouth full of sugar or shove it in a ROMANCE NOVEL, and the battle will become far easier.*

*You're lucky that this verbal spar didn't cost you action points. You have 6 remaining, MK has got 3/4ths of his health bar remaining, his DIABETES (3/16) is acting up from RT's final action last round, and he's got 0 on the EMOTIONS meter. What's your moves?*

Rin-Tazz:...Oh, for the love of everything!!

*RT uses POINT BLANK CHOCOLATETECH LV 99: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!*

*RT gets up dangerously close (-1 DEF, -1 SP. DEF) to shoot a massive laser of CHOCOLATE at MK'S mouth! It all goes in!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!*

*MK'S DIABETES METER IS 7/8th's full! He will lose his next turn choking from the sheer volume of CHOCOLATE ENERGY that was just shot through his mouth! That didn't do any damage...BUT! NOOOOOOOW you can use a crazy-a** move that does a lot of damage, AND IT WILL ACTUALLY DO MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF F***ING DAMGE!! REJOICE!! I would not advise it involve any armies, though, MK's PULCHRITUDE is still capped and you'll lose too much damage to do anything other than scratch damage. 5 action points remain! MAKE 'EM COUNT!!*