The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

I log on
I check this thread
I read
I "wtf"
I see the GIF Soni-kun posted
I ask myself, "What am I doing with my life?"
I post this

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(ON the one hand, I do not intend this to be very long. On the other, I will not bother correcting your mistakes, and I will just point it out like I've been doing the whole time.)

(Also, RT. Just murder MK some more, he's really vulnerable and all that. Murder his face off in any way that doesn't involve temporary summons of armies.)

*...You. Can. Only. Use. 1. Action. Point. Per. Turn! It's not just 6 per person, it's 6 per the whole party, and only 1 use of Action Points per person, without taking into account effectiveness! As for chain combos...In this system in general, you need SOMEONE ELSE to chain into, not yourself. No, you'll find that everywhere, unless you find the appropriate battle system that changes the rules, like possibly an EBF4 battle system, not to mention a battle system deployer...It is not very likely you have got these things, otherwise you'd have deployed it whist MK was unable to do anything and forced him to waste a turn re-deploying the SMT3 system. Or maybe you just forgot?*

*...LOOK, I'm NOT trying to be a villain here!! IT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS, OK?!?!*

**The Narrator's assistant WOULD say the Narrator is currently crying a little at your hurtful words, but the Narrator would attempt to Crowbar his assistant, so the Narrator's assistant will not state that.**

*MK clearly has a feel for your style, or else he wouldn't have deployed such a tricky and annoying system to screw you over so badly. It skews the fight in his favor HEAVILY, even without your (or his) slip-ups. You MUST remember the 1-point to 1-action, 1-action to 1-person thing! Combos are impossible in this system unless someone else chains into them (OK, they're impossible to do without chaining into someone else in the basic system as well, but who cares)! Everything you attempted after DOING THE WINDY THING fails, but thankfully your failed attempt to chain combo yourself didn't actually happen, so that didn't dock you CRITICAL ACTION POINTS further, like everything else you attempted to do. MK is still in seizure mode.*

Clover: GAH!! No wonder he deployed this system, he knew you'd try this s**t and fail hard!

RT: *Facepalms*

Clover: OK, time I did something here...1 action point left...Let's see how that a**hole deals with THIS!!

*CLOVER USES LV. 99 CLOVOLVERTECH: END OF THE RAINBOW, B**CHES.*

*In a highly luck-dependent attack, Clover pulls out his trusty CLOVOLVER and charges up a shot that embodies the LEPRECHAUN SPIRIT nicely, in the form of a LETHAL BLAST OF ECTOPLASM APPLIED DIRECTLY TO MK'S FACE.*

*The (naturally) capped Luck stat of Clover basically makes this attack one huge f***ing success. MAX DAMAGE!*

*MK TAKES 15,987,247,025,674,723,870,918,709,256,098,346,295 ,872,405,715,870,923,358,709 DAMAGE!! SEVERE!!

Clover: You may thank me later.

*MK's still got a seizure, and he's still choking on chocolate, so he skips his turn. Dimentio's Ghost is also still in seizure mode, so he can't do anything this round. Remember, you have to chain into someone else in this system! 6 action points remaining!*

(I understand all the f***-ups are horribly annoying, but I simply do not know the EBF4 battle system, and trying to teach it to me now would be utterly pointless, especially since there's a SMT3 system ongoing instead. Sorry. If it helps you any, SMT3 is shorthand for Shin Megumi Tensei 3, which is brought to you by ATLUS, who feed on tears. I haven't even played it it's so utterly hard. I don't even have it. I just know the battle system enough by the power of TvTropes. :P Be thankful I know what you meant by DOING THE WINDY THING. Sort of. Homestuck FTW.)

[Rin Kagamine]

Mehehe whadoido? WHADOIDO, MR. TAZZ OF THE GREAT ROLE-PLAY BATTLES OF EPIC RANDOMNESS?/shot many times

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

RT: SMASH HIS FACE IN WITH YOUR HAMMER!

*Do what she said.*

**Do what the Narrator just said**

[Rin Kagamine]

°~°
*does what they said*/shot again

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*BRUTAL AFFRONT! 25x DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!*

*MK takes 95,170,937,342,587,091,346,987,159,720,159,725,205 ,529,571,480,971,709,250 DAMAGE! NOTEWORTHY!*

*RT > AGGRESS*

*MK takes 541,340,971,713,809,713,458,795,489,752,592,379,13 4,579,114,362,561,254 DAMAGE! MINOR BLOW!*

*4 ACTION POINTS REMAINING*

[Sonic20]

Actually, if that's how it works, then the narrator has shot himself in the foot and screwed it up earlier.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Politely point out when, then.*

[Rin Kagamine]

*BRUTAL AFFRONT! 25x DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!*

*MK takes 95,170,937,342,587,091,346,987,159,720,159,725,205 ,529,571,480,971,709,250 DAMAGE! NOTEWORTHY!*

*RT > AGGRESS*

*MK takes 541,340,971,713,809,713,458,795,489,752,592,379,13 4,579,114,362,561,254 DAMAGE! MINOR BLOW!*

*4 ACTION POINTS REMAINING*

These points of damage DON'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.*due to the fact that these numbers make no sense to RK, her motivation to fight drops a whopping 888,888,888 points(BECAUSE IT MUST BE 8)* /shot again

[Sonic20]

*YOUR ACTION IS IMPOSSIBLE!! MOBSTER KINGPIN is NOT IN SIGHT RANGE!*

...*The PxR party has gone up a flight of stairs into a room. It's kind of like an office, complete with a desk. A Dollhouse and jacuuzi, minaturized, inexplicably are on a small drawer to your lefts. There is a safe behind the desk. MOBSTER KINGPIN stands in front of it, in the center of the room, with 4 HIRED MUSCLEs at his flanks.*

MK: Didn't take long, I suppose? Of course it didn't. Thugs were low-class, see? But I already told 'ya that.

MK: You've got a host now, in the God of Crime himself. I got...Promoted, so to speak. Took a climb on the criminal ladder.

TNT: What the f**k?!

MK: But that aside...You're thorns in my side. I'll crush you good.

*MOBSTER KINGPIN CHALLENGES THE PXR PARTY!!*

*MK does pre-emptive action! He activates the SMT3 COMBAT SYSTEM.*

*You and MK are given 5 action points! The super-effectiveness or ineffectiveness of your attacks shall determine how far those 5 points will go for you, as when they are expended, you must end turn!*

TNT: OK...This is easy! MK has a few weaknesses, but we have to exploit those. S2 gets an extra action point of his own...But don't do anything stupid with them! Any basic action costs 1 action point if super or ineffective type matchups don't screw with it...But really, we all know MK's weaknesses, right? I've already said what his weakness was a few pages ago!

See if you can spot what I'm looking at.

Just like a game of I-Spy!

Only I'm feeling smug.