The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Sorry, I'm kind of blind to what you're thinking of. If it's the CHALLENGE, then that's a free action. If it's activating the thing, that's before the action points and he made the challenge anyways, which determines who's turn is 1st, so you could say that setting it up deprived him of his turn. If it's neither, alert me. I want to see the Narrator shoot his foot. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE A SHOT IN THEIR FOOT! I already have mine, though, so don't bother.)

[Sonic20]

So that means either it's a hole in logic or dimentio is bending the rules again.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Like, seriously, what is it? I'm clueless to what you may be referring to now. And not the Narrator, I mean me!! The user!! THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ!!)

[Rin Kagamine]

*RK's motivation is now at 0%* *she sits down and watches the guys as they talk with a blank expression*

[Sonic20]

Dimentio's Ghost: *flies out of nowhere, bloodstained* I'm quite confident I would never do such a thing.

... What did you even-

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(You know what? Screw it. IGNORING THE PLOT HOLE YOU'VE ASSUMED IS THERE...And the very real one revolving around how Dimento recovered from the seizure-state. :P)

*After the Narrator successfully faked his death, because Dimentio is kind of easy to trick if you play to his ego...Well. He expended his action point doing it. 3 REMAINING!*

RT: Oh, for pete's sake!

*The NOBODY DRAGON unleashes SONIC PITCH!*

*ND unleashes a nasty wave of Sonic PAIN at MK from its mouth, using a beautiful-but-deadly pitch. All of ND's allies gain Morale! RK's morale gauge is at 100%!*

*MK takes 115,971,570,917,015,987,014,987,014,589,718,971,70 4,809,713,475,456,894 DAMAGE!! MK is at critical HP! FINISH HIM!!*

*IT SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN AN ACTION POINT, FOR THE RECORD. JUST IN CASE.*

[Sonic20]

Okay, this is too much of a plot hole. *charges super spindash* Lets just get this over with.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(You haven't bothered mentioning what the real plot hole is, so...Because, like. Seriously. I don't really know what it is. It's not obvious to me. Explain. :P Don't like those things. Gotta kill 'em. With a nuke.)

*Under the belief there is a plot hole (real or imagined), you successfully charge a spindash up. You don't actually fire it yet, that's the other half of that technique. Nevertheless, should prove sufficient to finish him off...*

*Nope. Beaten to the punch. Clover shot him with the Clovolver whist you charged. D**m. There goes the EXP multiplier. Then again, MK is still dead, so it hardly matters in the end.*

*MK starts EXPLODING into L00T. Clover's capped and max'd out luck stat is making this L00T$PL0$I0N particularly large, even for such a foe as MK. Ultra-rares and Legendary-Rares spew from the body like a freaking pinata. In particular, his MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLES have dropped. Curiously, they are designated for RK1/Max. Nobody else. NOBODY ELSE. Everything else, though, is up for grabs...There seems to be 1 LEGENDARY ITEM for everyone here, aside from RK, who has two (the aforementioned MEGATON BRASS KNUCKLES and something eles you don't bother really looking at), and Dimentio, who, being a nonphysical entity with no ability to phase into the physical plane (like Fantome Ecrivain), gets nothing whatsoever. Which is weird. Might be Clover. Clover might be a worthwhile addition to the team, if his ability to make L00T you actually want was anything good.*

(You're free to choose what your Legendary is. Yaaaay. By the by...Because i'm an utterly confused idiot...What would your 'Strife Specibus' be allocated to, so to speak? I'm just curious on such a subject, particularly what S2's would be allocated to. A Strife Specibus is a weapon of choice, to clarify.)

[Sonic20]

(Plot Hole: It was suggested in that post that said system applied to every player with 5 points, me getting 6 only evidenced it, and it wasn't really explained. Also, I have a variety I switch between in terms of weapons, but my signature weapon is usually unholy mystical divine katanas of darkness, which I've used at other sites :3)

*rummages through pile*

Oh my god! It's the multi-bottle rocket!

*it's much larger and high-tech*

Only it doesn't suck anymore!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Clover gave you an extra point because of his particular equip (I'll explain it later if you want, but it's complicated even by my standards). I mentioned that quite clearly, methinks. There is no plot hole whatsoever. That was still a part of the whole team's pool-the wording may have been misleading, but whatever, that's what I meant. Here's the quote, JUST in case you missed it.)

???: OH THANK YOU! I was honestly in far less trouble than it seemed, but being tied up is still a terrible experience! Name's Clover.

Clover: You guy seem to already have an idea on how to kill this ba****d. Except for the ghost over there, he's an idiot. Likely to die if he doesn't get his act together.

Clover: Ain't a figher, and I can't do anything else yet, buuuut...*Clover pulls something out of his pocket. It's an Action Point! He shoves it in front of your current 5. You now have 6. Of course, no technique exists that expends all six at once, so yay*

(Viola. No plot hole. No need to shoot anyone in the foot. Except SA2, but he isn't you, and everyone does that. Yaaaaay. Anyways. I hope a 1-use item like a Multi-Bottle Rocket isn't the Legendary you were thinking of. The Legendary, assuming it is a weapon, will be something that you should probably allocate in said imaginary Strife Specibus, as I really do not want to mess with Specibuses or Fetch Moduses or anything crazy like that. Simple limitless inventory will do fine.)

RT: *Up to her waist in l00t* YAAAAAAY! L00000000T! whooo-ohmydon'tfeelgood.

*RT is suddenly holding her stomach! Maybe eating all those corpses was a bad idea. She's kind of glowing. It's like evolution!*

*RT becomes...Actually, no. She stopped glowing. The stomachache subsides. No evolution. Slap thyself, all ye who expected it.*

*RT DOES get a new technique, though. A technique that involves shooting CANDY LASERS from her hands. All the yes. All of it. LV. 1 CANDYLASERTECH: SWEETSHOT, has been learned by RT!*

*There is a new Battleaxe on the ground for her as RT's Legendary item. Good thing, too, as the CANDY CANE BLUNDERBASS/BATTLEAXE is now gone. She instead takes...THE REAL CANDY CANE BLUNDERBASS/BATTLEAXE. Huh. Apparently real-life and permanent versions of those sweet weapons you were wielding exist. Who knew?*

*RT licks the CANDY CANE BLUNDERBASS/BATTLEAXE. It's sweetness is legendary, though you dared not lick the summoned fake. But this one, you do dare to lick, as it is yours. And it tastes. So. Freaking. Goooooooooood. As it would infinitely regrow itself, licking it out of existence was no concern whatsoever.*