(Plot Hole: It was suggested in that post that said system applied to every player with 5 points, me getting 6 only evidenced it, and it wasn't really explained. Also, I have a variety I switch between in terms of weapons, but my signature weapon is usually unholy mystical divine katanas of darkness, which I've used at other sites :3)

*rummages through pile*

Oh my god! It's the multi-bottle rocket!

*it's much larger and high-tech*

Only it doesn't suck anymore!