*After a check of all facts and a dead confirmation that this narrative has made no mistakes by my assistant, and certainly not any entity who speaks between (these things), we continue with a rather miserable development for S2: His Legendary is a consumable. A 1-time use item. That thing is best crafted with, and not used in any upcoming fights, no matter how tempting it might be...Which it probably shouldn't be at all. You did just beat one heck of a boss, after all, and it doesn't seem likely that such an entity could just randomly respawn right here, right now.*
*All of a sudden MK runs straight out of a door labeled 'death,' being berated by an angry reaper while he runs.*
MK:...What? Did 'ya think you could upstage the kingpin that easy? Time to REALLY put you into-
*Whatever he was going to put you into shall forever be unknown. MK had been slain, at that instant, by someone who gave utterly no s**t to his invulnerabilities. You saw Red Lightning and a mostly black attire, including some kind of hat, but you're out of luck if you were going to try to get details. The Red Lightning itself is an utter mystery to you, and no knowledge of that kind of attack exists in your mind-that ba****d was invulnerable true-and-true to everything but PURE PULCHRITUDE (unless those meters were raised). Whatever it was...Well. You should be looking into that.*
*In any case, MK started spilling loot again. Death looks back into his door, somewhat confused by something he's seen, and heads back in regardless. He's not here to claim more lives from you, he doens't have a quota or s**t.*
*The new, beheaded MK corpse is now spewing out gold coins like nobody's business. That's two times the L00T for you, sure, but...There don't seem to be any signs of the latter L00T GEY$ER slowing down...He might just flood the room and drown you in L00T if you're not careful. Plus, it's only gold coins, from what you're seeing, and not actually any good Ultra-Rares or stuff like that. Drowning in L00T...That...Would be...Embarrassing, if nothing else. Best get those Legendaries and Ultra-Rares while you can!*
*Clover has already left you, PS. He took a Legendary Clovoler, "8-leafs, 0-bull," and has already blown up the safe hatch with it. You have an escape route. Sort of.*




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