The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Would you mind a proper introduction? It might be me just being tired, but I don't know half of these Pokemon.

[Rin Kagamine]

Would you mind a proper introduction? It might be me just being tired, but I don't know half of these Pokemon.

Oh...let's see...this is Justin the Vaporeon!

Justin: Hola.

That's Sheena...a Poochyena obsessed with scissors.

Sheena: SNIP SNIIIP!*playing with scissors*

Riv, my Empoleon.

Riv: *salutes*

Jolt: HIYAAAA!*tackle hugs RK*

AHHHHRGH!*electrocuted by Jolt's fur*

Jolt: Whups.

X_X

[Wander]

H1: JUSTIN SPEAKS SPANISH //dies

H2: ouo

[Rin Kagamine]

IT'S JUST SPANISH!

Justin: Wha-

*grabs Justin and then jumps onto H2's back* WHEEEEEEEE

Jolt: *jumps onto RK and electrocutes her again*

WHY DID I USE THAT THUNDERSTONE!?*falls off* Meowch.

Leafy: I have an idiot brother
Justin: Which one are you talking about?
Leafy: *points to Jolt*
Jolt: *falls onto RK, sticking her with his needle-fur*

GAHRGH THE PAAAAAIIIN!

Justin&Leafy: O3O

[Sonic20]

Oh sure, they can make certain monsters bigger and around 500x as powerful as normal, known as "critical mass" if they gather a certain amount of energy from them, they can restore energy, health, and stamina... and Space Godzilla itself has unique control over them I'd like to test out.

And the reason you didn't use a quote is?

[Rin Kagamine]

Color coded text...it reminds me of that role-play on PS....*starts crying*

Jolt: STOP BEING EMOTIONAL!*snuggles up to RK*

Please don't shock me...

Leafy: WHY DON'T I GET TO CUDDLE!?
Justin: One...two...THREE!
*Justin and Leafy jump into RK's lap*

*still crying*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

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...Hahahahahahahahahaha No.

I'm not letting you near things like that for stuff that cheap and that dangerous. I could find stronger recovery effects for cheaper that cover more, and have additional effects and resistances to stuff, with altogether less hassle, in the plain old market. Alternatively, I could craft them myself. It isn't worth it, mate. That aside, barring a few, your classes favor speed over bulk as a defensive measure, so the restoration effect isn't as good. Not just on that alone.

You sure that's it? Is there anything other than that to it?

[Sonic20]

Well, Space Godzilla does have them include weird properties with the elements...

Explains why Destroyah was running around resistant to basically everything, wrecking all the other mosnters.

[Wander]

H1: Space Godzilla what o3o

H2: //constantly rolling into a wall

[Sonic20]

H1: Space Godzilla what o3o

H2: //constantly rolling into a wall

Godzilla's DNA went into space and was mutated into a crystal monster. I love how we can sum up these backstorys in one sentence.