*RK had pressed the button for...The Witch of Light!*

*RK glows a golden hue as she is imbued with the power of luck and destiny!*

*She is now the Witch of Light! This gives her a very powerful ability to manipulate the fate and destiny of any one thing in any way she feasibly can-of course, changing the fate and destiny of another being overrides any previous alteration, so she should careful of that! Oh, and she can also shoot laser beams. Because lasers.*

...Well, that worked out quite well.

*The Witch and Light slots are locked. They can no longer be chosen.*

TH...Let me guess, you just want the most absolutely random/bada** one you can think of, right?