...There is no 'spoon' class, and you can't be a maid, in terms of this, anyways. I'll call you 'Maid of Doom' if you want, but seriously, the Bard of Doom is pretty much going to kick 111% A**, and that's 11% more a** than all regular a**kicks.

You don't even understand how powerful a Bard of Doom could be. I don't even understand how powerful it could be. And all you have to do is press ONE measly button to get at it! Are you even remotely interested?