The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

TNT:...S2, why do you insist on going everywhere without the rest of us?

[Sonic20]

It's called grinding. You should try it sometime.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That wasn't my question, why do you just go off without the rest of us to do it? You get more EXP when sharing in a party than on your own. Weird thing, I know, but meh.

I clean out Dungeons in my spare time. Granted, having 20 or so of me to control, counting the Dark Aura-OH!

Yes! That's what I need. First order of business...Dark Aura. Despite the evil-sounding name, Dark Aura is a perfectly safe substance that can mimic any other substance flawlessly-including biological structures. It also can be absorbed by biological structures to control it much more percisely-like extra selves, which is WHY I chose the Heart aspect. I need more self control to unleash my best abilities. With Dark Aura, I could make a carbon copy of you to fight you. Or several. The best part is, if it stays in a specific non-biological form for a sufficient amount of time, it can become that form permanently. Of course, there's a catch to all of that crazy power-you have to either be a human wailing on a forging artifact of sufficient power with a tool possessing specific qualities, OR you find a very rare generator for it. I don't have the kind of tools for it, despite having an anvil perfect for the job, and it requires someone PERFECTLY human to do-no transformations, divine spark, hedgehog forms, none of that. The only entity that can bypass that is the guy who made it-Image, 3rd Dark writ. So, in short, finding a Generator is a much better idea.

So, we need that kind of power-up to level the playing field. They're Zerg-Rushing us with troops that can come somewhat close to matching us at their strongest-we've got to get manpower ourselves!

...Of course, Dark Aura Generators are rather troublesome to get at, since they're only found in dungeons. Or they're already owned. A finite quantity of them exist. We can't make more. It's impossible, even with Dark Aura. So, we have to find a Dark Aura Geneartor in some dungeon somehwere, so we're going to travel together until we find it, OK?

[Rin Kagamine]

*chasing tail* *grabs it*

I still don't see what's so fun about chasing your tail. Dogs are weird.
*digs through bag*

[The-Hydra]

So are cats
And fish
and gebils
and Koalas
And humans

[Rin Kagamine]

Everything is weird in its own way.*throwing more junk out*

...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

EVERYTHING IS WEIRD!! THE WEIRDNESS LEVELS ARE UP TO 90,000,000,000!!

You just roll with it and act like it isn't. Because, in a roundabout way, nothing is weird.

[Rin Kagamine]

EVERYTHING IS WEIRD!! THE WEIRDNESS LEVELS ARE UP TO 90,000,000,000!!

You just roll with it and act like it isn't. Because, in a roundabout way, nothing is weird.

Nothing is weird because everything is weird. If there were both weird and normal things, it would be weird. If everything was normal it would be weird, but if everything is weird it is normal.

*bites into a granola bar and spits it out*
…
…
…*feels around in mouth and then feels around on the ground*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That's kind of what I said.

Also, 300 pages! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

Whaeaa*still feeling around*