The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Dragotech]

*Stares at destroyed M2 Browning in annoyance*

Ahhhh maaan... He broke my Maduse...

*Conjures a Mark 19*

*Begins Rapidly firing Grenades at the Machokarp*

*Ninja'd!*

*comes up with an ingenous idea*

*dissipate fuses the two weapons*

Skittle Grenade Machine Cannon Thing!!!

*aims at mouth*

Eat Skittle Grenades!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Predictably, the Grenades fail as MACHOKARP's DIABETES METER is still zero. One bounces back at you and destroys your other gun, leaving the only option the SKITTLES MACHINE GUN.*

[Rin Kagamine]

*Conjures another TOOTSIE ROLL SHOTGUN/HAMMER for RK, another PEZ UZI for S2, and a SKITTLES MACHINE GUN/SPEAR for Drago*

FIRE AT THE MOUTH!!

>=D
*fires at Machokarp*
*laughing*

You freak me out

I THOUGHT I TOLD YO TO
SHUT UP!!!

JUST FIRE THAT SHOTGUN OF DISGUSTING SWEET SUGARY YUCK!

MY NEXT SHOT WILL END UP IN YOUR FACE!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP's DIABETE'S meter is at 1/8th percent.*

MACHOKARP: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! TOOTSIE ROLLS!!!!!!!!! CURSE YE SUGAR!!!!!!!!!

[Dragotech]

*Charges Spear with Estrogen... that was fabricated like just about everything else I use*

*Fires*

*Runs on attached Laffy Taffy Rope*

*Conjures Candy Cane Spears*

*Begins aiming down the throat of the Machokarp*

[Rin Kagamine]

*continues firing at MACHOKARP*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I think Rin's sanity is going down the drain

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP's DIABETES METER is now 1/4th full!*

*Light conk to RK's head*

DON'T GO CRAZY.

*Fires at MACHOKARP's TORSO. Due to the raised DIABETES meter, the shots go into his chest like a charm! MINOR DAMAGE!*

MACHOKARP: FEAR THE MIGHT OF MY TESTOSTERONE BLAST, YOU IGNORANT A**HATS!!!!

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 150 TESTOSTERONE BLAST! All enemy targets hit!*

[Rin Kagamine]

WOAH! Rin, you're health isn't looking great. 50/500

*panting* D*****!

Rin ate the "Cheese"!
Health is @...wait what?!
RIN's status condition, Thirst, won't allow her to eat!

WHERE'S MY WATER!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*HYDRATES RK! THIRST CURED!*

*Forces her to heal to full with a Golden Apple of ultra-tastiness.*

*TNT took quite a massive hit himself. MACHOKARP has trained. Or maybe it's just because he's pissed?*

[Rin Kagamine]

OKAY, GIRL! Do your thing!

Okay...*fires*

Hey! How are you even using that weapon anyway?

I dunno or give a c***!

Oh! And you might want to upgrade that after the fight! Useful weapon! You have too many crystals!

I do, but I should start throwing them at you