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  1. #3111
    The Unshaped Flame Dragotech's Avatar
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    Natural Evasion... ignored...
    No armor: Damage Reduction 0
    Partial dissipitation: Damage reduced

    Health is at... 10/120... Naturally low health doesn't help...

    *Conjures Ch33Z3Buhg3R*

    *Eats*

    Health Regen: 50% total health
    Cholesterol Level increase!
    Dissipates Cholesterol...

    Health at 70/120

    *Stands*

    *Conjures Candy Catapult*

    *Fires*

    *Energy low... Stamina penalty for lower health... Regen Penalty... Transfers Stamina to health...

    Health 120/120
    Stamina Regen: Stable
    Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
    Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.

    Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald

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    the plenilune gaze Ganyu's Avatar
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    UHhh

  3. #3113
    ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! The Nonexistent Tazz's Avatar
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    *TNT turns the PEZ UZI into the PEZ ASSAULT LAUNCHER, and fires explosive PEZ rounds at MACHOKARP*

    Avatar by the incredibly awesome Neo Emolga.

    Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829

    My VPP Stats! - My Prism Stats! - My URPG Stats!
    BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!

    GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  4. #3114
    Prince of all Saiyans. Prince Vegeta's Avatar
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    *Stares at MACHOKARP* What the...

  5. #3115
    ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! The Nonexistent Tazz's Avatar
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    *MACHOKARP uses LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST on PV! His rage and you being here of all places kind of makes him think you're trying to steal his Dark Aura generator (which is what everyone ELSE here is attempting to do).*

    MACHOKARP: THIIIIIIIIIIIEVES!!! SCOUNDRELS!!! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DARK AURA GENERATOR!!!!!!

    Avatar by the incredibly awesome Neo Emolga.

    Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829

    My VPP Stats! - My Prism Stats! - My URPG Stats!
    BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!

    GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    The Cackler Rin Kagamine's Avatar
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    *touches the Dark Aura Generator*
    TOUCH :3

  7. #3117
    The Unshaped Flame Dragotech's Avatar
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    *creates a Jelly Bean Howitzer*

    *Aims and fires*

    Molten Jelly Bean Fury!!!
    Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage.
    Fire finds its form in the heat of the forge.

    Levi of Sapphire! Reggie of Emerald

  8. #3118
    ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! The Nonexistent Tazz's Avatar
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    *MACHOKARP freaks the f*** out over RK touching the Dark Aura generator and attacks RK with LV.999 NUCLEAR TESTOSTERONE FIST!!! Loading all of his manly manliness into a single fist, he launches at RK!*

    *SAVAGE UPBRAID!! 100X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

    Avatar by the incredibly awesome Neo Emolga.

    Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829

    My VPP Stats! - My Prism Stats! - My URPG Stats!
    BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!

    GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    The Cackler Rin Kagamine's Avatar
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    This is not good! Hp -10000000000000/500

    I don't even know if that's possible! I just slapped on a buncha zeros!


    D*** HIS EXTREME MANLINESS!!!


    *passes out*

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    ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! The Nonexistent Tazz's Avatar
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    *Madame, I'll just assume that you're missing 13 or so digits from those HP totals. Everyone forgets about those digits.*

    *TNT uses the period of time granted by MACHOKARP's ridiculously powerful attack to fire the PEZ ROCKETS into his mouth!*

    *DIABETES METER 1/2TH FULL*

    MACHOKARP: RAAAGAAGAHAAJAGHAGHAGHGAGHAAGAAAAAGAGAGHAAHHHHAGAG GGHAGGHGGHGGGHGHGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    Avatar by the incredibly awesome Neo Emolga.

    Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829

    My VPP Stats! - My Prism Stats! - My URPG Stats!
    BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!

    GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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