The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

Kill them with thunderbolts!

[Bulbasaur]

You guys post too fast. I don't know where we are anymore.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Has not at all stopped the smashing of Bulbasaur with a really big stick*

[Dragotech]

*Conjures an Oscameyer and starts beating TNT with it*

(haha... I am beating you with a hotdog)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Counters with the Bratwurst of +30000 attack*

YOU AREN'T THE FIRST TO THINK OF THIS.

Anyways, might as well get on with it and hope that S2 hears about it. Or one of you tells him when he comes back.

So, this Dark Aura Generator? Just touch the Dark Aura that'll come out of those pipes and you'll absorb it. From there, you can use it to mimic literally any and every substance, barring Dimensional Decay and the void. There's a catch though-and I can't really explain why it happens. However, use of Dark Aura attracts those who are equal to you or superior to you, and nothing short of it, as they say. By some glitch of fate, You will rarely, if ever, be able to overpower your foes alone, through sheer brawn-One must learn to utilize their allies and the Dark Aura's copying ability to create an impenetrable army to substitute our ability to plow through everything.

In other words, grinding will no longer 'work,' in the sense of trying to overlevel foes, and definitely not for a long while if we activate this. EVERYTHING will be within 2 or 3 levels of our own no matter how weak they're supposed to be-and if you think you can charge into, for example, Baal's lair and expect an equal confrontation, he'll still be superior to you-Getting levels is now merely to catch up to foes at best. The glitch in fate and it's effects in activating this generator and using it will stick for months after activation. In other words, if any of us severely overpower another, the foes will match the strongest among us, which will leave us hopeless in a fight if they Zerg us again. However, due to the number of foes that come close to doing that already, the trade-off...It's worth it.

The Trade off is, in essence, the ability to create a limitless amount of soldiers for our side, without any chance of them rebelling-as they are literally just extensions of ourselves-as long as we can get at it. There are limits-I think you can't control more than 10 in a regular case scenario without losing competency in certain areas, less if you've been liberal with Body Copy Scrolls-but these new forms can match your strength, given time and patience to bring them to such a level, and having 10 different entities clobbering the c**P out of the same band of foes is a lot different than just 1. So...40 from S2, Drago and RK...10 more if HI is interested...and who knows how many from me, what with being a Knight of Heart.

In short, we're trading our ability to severely overpower enemies for an ability to severely outnumber them, and eventually we'll get the ability to severely overpower enemies back anyways.

Soooooo...Do I activate this machine and have everyone here get Dark Aura, or no? I've listed a downside, a relatively major one, but we've got those a**holes to get some revenge on for blowing up our base...and I am already sick and tired of Shellder, so I'd be happy to get a new one quickly. *Gesturing to Shellder everywhere*

[Dennis Jansen]

Hey hey hey dude

[Shiny Totodile]

Post

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...*didn't get much of an answer*...

You know, ST, a 1-word post is typically considered spam...

[Sonic20]

> Let's have a change in perspective.

Your name is TERLOCK. You honestly don't want to go on explaining interests like the rest of the godforsaken characters, but you are out, were retreating to base until the rest of the Dark Star's minions disappeared, and you lost connection with him. The plot thickens.

[Rin Kagamine]

*ignoring everything else*
Tomorrow is going to be awful for me...*collapses in a dramatically miserable way*