The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Dragotech]

*conjures a M249 SAW*
*Fires the machine gun at the opposing unit*
Somehow... our boss fights end up with this being ineffective.

[Dennis Jansen]

*Steal ur machine gun and shoot you in the face*

[Dragotech]

*Has Maintenance skill preventing theft/destruction of equipped items (machine gun) from typical forces (Non-bosses that can't distort the natural physics) therefore makes your theft impossible (unless you manage to distort natural physics)((cough TNT cough))*

*kicks you in retaliation of attempted theft*

*knocks you into a convenient cryostasis unit*

*Locks you in said Cryostasis Unit*

[Dennis Jansen]

*Calls a giant Snorlax tht takes a nap on you*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The call fails as DJ is incapacitated and frozen. And Knocked out.*

*Teleports DJ out of the battle zone to provide minimal interferance with the battle.*

[Dragotech]

*Conjures Schema Pumpkin*

*has no idea what to do with it... or why he conjured it in the first place*

*Throws it behind shoulder*

Wait... who are we strifing right now?

[Sir Sivelos]

*eyes were pointing in different directions, suddenly snap back together* Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. What's up?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Pointing at Krathlos* That guy. S2's online reappearance should give us details on what this guy is...

As for you, Silvos...We're kind of busy fighting something important right now. Let's try to do some damage against this thing...

[Dennis Jansen]

Used my powers to make everyones legs gone just for fun.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You fail, as you're unconscious, frozen and aren't even in range.*