The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Yes, continue to yell very loud like a DBZ character with a megaphone. *shot a million times*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

EXPLICITIVE DBZ!!! EXPLICITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krathlos: *Yawns himself awake*...Oh, we were still fighting?

...What? WHAT?!?!? YOU DIDN'T NOTICE?!?!

Krathlos: Notice-oh...Owch...Ugh, I'm understimating how good you are. Here I was, thinking that you'd just waste all of your energy on the grunts...And I see my lack of sight still persists...Surprisingly...Hrmph.

*The Helmsman snickers, but at this point has resigned to reading a book on a tree instead of fighting.*

Krathlos: Regardless of your lack of ability to harm me, I ought to deal with you pesky rodents before you get further. I can't see...D**m you for that. *Pointing somewhere where nobody was. Presumably, he tried to point at the Helmsman, but didn't even manage the relatively right direction.* However...I can still attack you. And that's as good as it gets...*Smirks*

*KRATHLOS used LV. 99 ROAR OF TIME: THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL...OF DOUBLE DEATH. Krathlos breathes in, and unleashes a devastating, time-sundering blow that is almost certainly a hit! DARK AURA CLONES HIT! SEVERE DAMAGE! DRAGOS HIT! TNT'S HIT! NO DAMAGE FROM MINI CAIRO OVERCOAT IMMUNITY! RK HIT! NO DAMAGE FROM GREATER DIVINE SPARK! PG HIT! SILVOS HIT! Missed the Helmsman.

...Owch...That looked like it REALLY hurt...Thank goodness for the Miniature Cairo Overcoat. I'd probably have gone down in a hit. Glass Cannon and all that jazz. *Flonne-Tazz uses TERRA HEAL! All allied units healed by 65% of their total HP.*

MT: Dear lord, that guy is tough beans...

ST:...But we can take him yet!

[Dragotech]

*Kame hame facepalm'z X4*

Thank god for automatic evasive maneuvers... that one woulda probably killed us...

Yes Dissipating and reconstituting are convenient... but OW!

(On another note)

I appreciate your enthusiasm... but I believe it is considered rude to use absolute strangers as weapons... even if it is an incredible tedious bossfight...

Why... just why?

*returns to Strifing!!!*
*STRIFES*

[Sir Sivelos]

Y'know... I picked up this really useful technique from some guy named Kefka. It's called 'Fallen Angel,' or some jazz like that. It lowers the enemy's HP to 1. I'd use it, but I think that'd be too OP. I'll just sit back and watch.

*is floating in mid-air, sipping a glass of Ginger Ale*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Krathlos: So, tell me, mortal rodents...How long have you been doing this STRIFE? in rounds? A hundred and fifty or so?

What the f***?! How did you know that?!

Krathlos: I have faced worse than this, you know...Oh, look, the Elite Grunts have respawned...Looks like I'm invincible again! Hehe.

*Krathlos is correct. The elite 200 have respawned*

...SCREW!! YOU!!

*TNT transforms into the 4th Dark writ, Justice!*

YOUR BLOOD IS MINE!!! *Turns several of the elites BEZERK as he hacks away at the rest, making much quicker work of them in his strongest form*

Krathlos: Hrm. These Dark Writs are stronger than I previously imagined if this is just one of them...And he's a good example of their power. Regrettable, but you play with what you're dealt with... *Parries a blow from Dark Drago and slams his weapon to the corner, dealing good damage* And I play the game well.

[Sir Sivelos]

Y'know, that's some bulls*** right there. *takes a sip of Ginger Ale*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BULLS********************T!!! *Taking down more elites* I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!

Krathlos: And yet, it's MY bulls**t, and it's working quite well for me, might I add.

THAT'S IT!! It's time!

Krathlos: For what? Adventure time?

IT'S TIME FOR THE COMB RAVES, YOU MOTHER-

*TECTON HIVE STATUS: 7 IMPETUS COMBS REMAIN, 1 USED; ALL COMBS READY*

EXPEND SECOND COMB!

*Second comb, expanded! Select user's SUCKLE RECEPTACLE such that the user may use a Comb Rave on the LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT!*

*The Lazy Susan is still rapidly spinning out of all control. USERS: TNT, S2, Drago, RK, Silvos, PV DJ, MACHOKARP, MAC, Dark Meta Knight, Demon King Vegeta, Politoed*

...DROP!

*The 2nd IMPETUS COMB goes to Silvos!*

*Silvos glows a bright light as the unimaginable power of the second IMPETUS COMB courses through him! He can now use FALLEN ANGEL on any target!*

SILVOS!! FALLEN ANGEL KRATHLOS!!

Krathlos: Well, this could end badly...

[Sir Sivelos]

M'kay. And for the record, Krathlos; I've got no hard feelings against you. *Sivelos uses tech: FALLEN ANGEL! A mysterious, dark aura surrounds Krathlos. The aura begins convulsing, and severely wounding Krathlos! Major damage! Krathlos now has 1 hp point left.*

[Dragotech]

Drago: *Jumps back to check on other self*

*another self appears!*

New: Careful... try not to get us all killed.

Drago: ... Who are you? Rather "which" are you?

New: I am from an alternate plain in which you don't meet these people here.

Drago: So...

New: Without the intervention of the one commonly known as TNT, you would become me.

Drago: Which means...

Aether: I have ascended to an Aetherling.

Drago: Okay so you are omniscient and stuff... kinda cool... but we are busy.

Aether: Obviously.

Dark: I don't think I like this one.

Aether: The Dark Worlder... You would have become someone not me.

Drago: This is all great and all... but can we get back to strifing?

Aether: Not him... I am not sure what happens when one of us die... so I must bar him from further injury.

Dark: Like I said... Do not like.

Aether: Silence fool.

Drago: *ignores other selves... sprints up and slashes*

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay, so... What now? =3= *takes a sip of Ginger Ale*