Nightmare: Good to know. I am the physical embodiment of fear. Without me, you nor your Englishman of a granddad wouldn't get as much hype. However, in case this poor excuse of a fanfiction isn't just blowing steam out his a**, I'll summon backup. *DARK MIND appears*

Dark Mind: Greetings, counterpart.

Nightmare: Shall we?

Dark Mind: We shall.

*DARK MIND and NIGHTMARE initiate Captain Fanfic in combat!*

Sivelos: Oh, but dat overcoat doe. *0*