The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

No problem!

[Dragotech]

*The Dragos initiate a triple Headdesk combo... and then initiates triple facepalm X6 combo*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Checks the smoke and derbis from EVENT HORIZON to confirm the kill-or at least, the expending of SPUNK MYRRH.*

[Sir Sivelos]

It's okay. The attack is called 'Event Horizon' for a reason. We will never see Captain Fanfic again. *takes a sip of ginger ale*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Krathlos: ER HEM?! YOU THINK I DIE THAT EASILY!

*Blows back the smoke and derbis to reveal a Krathlos that hasn't taken a single point of damage since TNT used Withering Nihilo on him...Wait.*

*Wait, wait wait, wait wait wait. Krathlos didn't dodge or block successfully...Umm...Gimmie a second, this Narrator will get to the bottom of this anomaly!*

*Ah, here we go! Krathlos, being a boss, is...Immune to OHKOs...Which Event Horizon is not, actually...Umm...Something has slipped under the radar, this Narrator thinks! Give him another minute!*

Krathlos: THAT IT. DIE.

*Die, #6 of the felt, is summoned.*

Krathlos: NO, NOT YOU!

*Die, #6 of the felt, leaves, head hanging low.*

*Oh, this Narrator thinks he has it! the only way Krathlos couldn't have taken damage is if the attack was intercepted! Somehow!*

*...LOOK I DON'T MAKE THE RULES HERE, OK!?!?*

[Sir Sivelos]

...THE S**T!?

I've had enough of this. Immediate Event Horizon. *insert Event Horizon's description here* 10, 9, skip a few, 3, 2 , 1. *Krathlos takes mortal (Infinity + 1) damage!*

[Dragotech]

And he didn't even drop loot?!

Then... what was the whole point of fighting him?!

It appears... I am not needed here... and by the way... Dark Worlder... due to some shenanigans... this dimension is your new home. I will be checking in. Farewell for now.

*Facepalms* *returns to the forge*

Is he serious... I'm stuck here? This kinda sucks.

Oh shiznit... he survived that?

Omg... this guy is insufferable. Why won't he just die?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The attack is intercepted before the countdown even begins. It explodes in Silvos'es face for monstrous damage, 1 HP away from a KO...The f***?! This Narrator shares your confusion.*

*As it happens, Clover, number 4 of the Felt, is now visible atop Krathlos-oh. Yhea. Clover's super luck. The attack missed completely. THAT explains it.*

TNT:...OH, COME ON! WE SAVED YOU, CLOVER!

*Clover vanishes immediately on that. Any cheap attempts to end the battle early will likely result in his instant re-summoning to block them again and make them fail.*

...At least he isn't attacking.

((Clover's got the kind of luck that the only way you could injure him is via normal, rolled-up newspaper. THAT DOENS'T ACTUALLY DO DAMAGE, SILVOS. It doesn't. A gun would jam, invariably. Bullets miss if they don't, invariably. The infalliable will fail. If it would kill him, Clover will survive it by some otherwise impossible miracle, end of the story. Even if it isn't anywhere near lethal, it can have severe consequences (Said Rolled-up Newspaper attack got countered by the summoning of the biggest threat in the Felt's numbers. Yes, this is Homestuck CANON.))

[Sir Sivelos]

THAT'S BULLS***! Enough. Krathlos! Let's do this the gentlemens' way!

YOU!

ME!

SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!

LET'S GO!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Krathlos flicks Silvos for 1 damage. Silvos is KO'd. It would be HIGHLY wise to get your remaining allies to revive you BEFORE Krathlos acts on the opportunity to kill you. Or worse...*

Krathlos: WITH THAT ANNOYANCE OUT OF THE WAY...

*Krathlos used GREENSHIFT 8R8K!*

*Krathlos changes the background to a blinding green as he slaughters the Dark Aura copies with the power of the Green Sun. They can be revived later, but the fact remains the 'meatshield' is now totally gone.*

TNT:...OK, I think another Comb Rave is in order...NOW!!