The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...You mean...Like the WOOBI? That I ate?

There are a S**T. TON. Of artifacts that supposedly do just that, mate I've only seen two that actually do it and both have required transformations. And one has died anyways. *Rips the Gauntlet off of Silvos'es arms, undoing the attempted infusion* That thing doesn't seem to give off more power than a typical Reality Warper-and for comparison...*Holds up a bag of self-made Pocket Dimensions, too numerous in number to fully count.*

...If it was that easy, Image and Krathlos would have been dead already. *Sighs deeply.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Reality Gauntlet's fusion has already reached the event horizon! The gauntlet teleports back to me, and re-heals the arm you so rudely tore off.* The WOOBI? No, that was a TVTropes based pun- I mean, it was a cookie I spray-painted gold. And this may not seem to be powerful, but trust me. *flexes Reality-hand* ...It's oddly comforting, in a way. And it's shiny!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Uhh, you sure? JT took a huge power-spike when he ate it. Like, unbelievably big.

...This concerns me. It would concern me more if it wasn't me, but I'm the master of figuring out weird s**t.

Anyways. There was the Dark Aura Generator and Homestuck Grid to worry about...Which one first? I need to tuck in soon.

[Sir Sivelos]

I could give you the information. Y'know, being incredibly OP right now, and most likely for the rest of eternity. Oh yeah, speaking of... *Sivelos grants himself omnipresence! Sivelos grants himself omniscience! Sivelos grants himself limited Immortality!* These'll come in handy.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I know what you mean, but grinding becomes disproportinately hard if I use those too often. Lowers EXP drop rate drastically...And makes the monsters helluva stronger. I'd...Be sparing in using those tools you've been given.

So again...Which first? Homestuck Grid or Dark Aura Generator?

[Sir Sivelos]

It's okay. I tried not to make myself not TOO OP.

Aaaand... let's do the Dark Aura generator, first.

[Sonic20]

*Sonic20 has acquired skill Spritial Blaster!*

YES. YEEEES.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Dark Aura Generator!

This is why we will grind as a team if we're going to do it seriously. You see, Dark Aura is Image's magnum opus, in a sense. Somewhat. It was what he got in exchange for basically becoming the antithesis to his will as a regular guy. Prior to being a Dark Writ, Image was incredibly nice, if a little paranoid...And really good at forging stuff. At the peak of his skills, he basically made an entire race of robot aliens.

You heard that right. Robot aliens, and Robot aliens strong enough to theoretically hand divine beings their a**es on a silver platter.

Back on topic, being that it was the result of a Dark Writ pact, and that it's so ridiculous, it has a...Glitch. You and your allies will find no enemy that isn't your equal; all enemies shall bear the abilities to harm you, a level to match you at bare minimum, and will basically render grinding to overpower enemies useless, in a sense. Only for a month or two, though. The trade-off, though, is completely expendable and easily resurrected warriors, completely under your absolute control-think a hive mind-each feasibly distinct from one another if need be and each filling vital roles in a typical squad...Simply put, you become a one-man party. You can only have 10 or so Dark Aura entities of that kind of complexity, under typical circumstances, including weapons generated from it, and what you make will involve how strong YOU are. That Reality Gauntlet did not give you-and cannot give you-the capacity to control more on its own, sadly. Omniscience is a curious thing-it only works on will...For the most part.

You're already under the 'glitch,' by being in a party with me, who had already gone in...so I would go for it. You don't have much else to lose. Just dip your hand in right there. *Pointing to the appropriate slot on the generator*

...S2 what did you do?!

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. As much as I'd love to, the last thing I put my hand into fused to my skin. But hell, why not? *puts the hand that ISN'T covered by the Reality Gauntlet into the D.A.G.*

[Sonic20]

I AM SLAUGHTERING THESE SKILL TREES.

I JUST REALIZED THEY EXISTED, AND I HAVE LIKE A BILLION SKILL POINTS.