Rin: SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I'M BLEEDING!
Scorch: You may have a few burn marks and bruises, but you aren't bleeding.
Rin: BRUISES MEANS I'M BLEEDING. TECHNICALLY.*drops a Pokéball*
MEWTWO: What the f*** do you want?
Rin: MAKE HIM STOP!
MEWTWO: No.*goes back into the Masterball/Pokéball*
Rin: WELL SCR- OW!!! STUPID CHICKEN!!!*kicks harder*
Scorch: HOLD STILL!*unties Rin* I'm done*goes back to Pokéball/Pokéball*
Rin: ...oh look...blood...SEE CHICKEN I WAS RIGHT!*licks up the small amount of blood*

Still tastes absolutely awful. *counts bruises and burns*
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15. That beats the previous record of 11. Stupid good-for-nothing Blazekin.