I'm bored.
Bored.
Very bored.
Oh so bored.
Bored.
Oredbay. :P

*opens portal again*

RK: Wanna talk?
???: Why do you want to talk to me?
RK: I'm bored and you're an interesting person. Even if you're just a fictional character.
???: You open up conversations in a strange way.
RK: Is that cake?
???: What else?
RK: It looks delicious.
???: You've already had your fill.
RK: I'm sowwy!
???: Watch out for the chair.
RK: *ducks as a chair flies out of the portal and hits a tree*