The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Rin Kagamine]

*Kitty RK's action is impossible! Silvos is currently...Um. This Narrator has no clue where he'd be, actually.*

You are the cutest little kitty in the universe!! SNUGGULWY!! *Snuggles Kitty-RK*

Nya? *licks TNT's face*

[Sir Sivelos]

*begins thrashing violently* ...!!!! *SIVELOS uses tech: Sonopause! The space around him begins to lose its color, and time slows down more and more until everything is dull and frozen. It's as if the entire world has been muted.* *is trying to break free during Sonopause's effects*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The attempt at using Sonopause fails. All of your powers are nulled. You are unable to do anything apart from thrash about, which does make you bleed more due to the spiky pole...*

???: Congratulations. You get to live.

*Silvos is teleported away from where he was. He is no longer blindfolded or tied to a pole, but perhaps due to laziness, the grenade gag is still there, though easily removed. You are directly facing Krathlos. You (nor anyone present) know where the hell you were, and couldn't find your way back there if you tried.*

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YOU ARE THE CUTEST KITTIE IN THE WOOORLD! YOU LICK MY FACEY! YOU LIKE MY FAAAEEECY!! *Kissing Kitty-RK on her kitty lips*

[Sir Sivelos]

*still in Aggressive Mode, I spit the grenade right into Krathlos's face* *wings extend, and I begin to fly off*

[Rin Kagamine]

*The attempt at using Sonopause fails. All of your powers are nulled. You are unable to do anything apart from thrash about, which does make you bleed more due to the spiky pole...*

???: Congratulations. You get to live.

*Silvos is teleported away from where he was. He is no longer blindfolded or tied to a pole, but perhaps due to laziness, the grenade gag is still there, though easily removed. You are directly facing Krathlos. You (nor anyone present) know where the hell you were, and couldn't find your way back there if you tried.*

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YOU ARE THE CUTEST KITTIE IN THE WOOORLD! YOU LICK MY FACEY! YOU LIKE MY FAAAEEECY!! *Kissing Kitty-RK on her kitty lips*

(Thinking: Is this what my cat feels like when I do this to her?)

Nya~n...

[Sir Sivelos]

*at almost light-speed, I land at where everyone else is* ...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JT: ...*Conks Silvos out of Aggressive mode again*...

JT: *Reading Silvos'es mind. Is unable to recognize the voice that Silvos heard whist he was captured, but afterwards-*

JT: KRAAAAAATHLOS!! CAPTAIN FANFIC!! HE WAS RIGHT! THERE!! *Shaking the non-aggressive mode Silvos around wildly* DID YOU COMPLETELY FORGET WHAT WE WERE DOING?!?!?!? YOU WERE RIGHT! IN! FRONT! OF! HIM!!

TNT: *Hands kitty-RK to RT* WE'VE GOTTA GO AND KILL HIM! Silvos, where'd you go after spitting that Grenade in Krathlos'es face?! I'm up to speed, don't ask how, but CAPTAIN FANFIC FIRST!!!

RT: KYUUUUUUUUUTE KIITTTTTIEEEE! *Snuggles Kitty-RK while scratching her ears*

[Sir Sivelos]

Eh... WHATWHYAREYOUSHAKINGME *flails arms in panic*

[Rin Kagamine]

JT: ...*Conks Silvos out of Aggressive mode again*...

JT: *Reading Silvos'es mind. Is unable to recognize the voice that Silvos heard whist he was captured, but afterwards-*

JT: KRAAAAAATHLOS!! CAPTAIN FANFIC!! HE WAS RIGHT! THERE!! *Shaking the non-aggressive mode Silvos around wildly* DID YOU COMPLETELY FORGET WHAT WE WERE DOING?!?!?!? YOU WERE RIGHT! IN! FRONT! OF! HIM!!

TNT: *Hands kitty-RK to RT* WE'VE GOTTA GO AND KILL HIM! Silvos, where'd you go after spitting that Grenade in Krathlos'es face?! I'm up to speed, don't ask how, but CAPTAIN FANFIC FIRST!!!

RT: KYUUUUUUUUUTE KIITTTTTIEEEE! *Snuggles Kitty-RK while scratching her ears*

*purrs* Mya~an~!

[Sir Sivelos]

*accidentally creates a Dimensional Hole under the two Tazzes, and by extension me, and we all fall through directly on top of Krathlos*